My key worker in Carstairs was bitten by her dog and was off for eight months and when she came back I was so pleased to see her I gave her a big hug and picked her up and squeezed her. You aren't meant to do that but when I was leaving a load of nurses including one who I really liked who had come in on his day off which was like the 23rd of august and I shook his hand with the most obvious secret hand shake in the world and I did something unique with all and jo jo said to me "am I not getting a goodbye till last" and I said You get the best one and I am getting you last so you remember me" then I got her and lifted her up and squeezed her and she thought it was great.

When she came back from the dog bite I thought she looked radiant from her time off and I told her and her husband must of loved it as she was beautiful..

There is a woman called Margret who got a paper off me and every morning at her door would be screaming at her kids as she got them ready for school and I thought that's not good but they grew up alright to be honest I suppose they were used to it.

I was from a willage called Avoch and there was a custom that the kids whose family couldn't afford a present the fisher men and farmers with money did secret Santa's before it became normal.