the eclectic steven paul hendry

 People eat more healthy these days and more people are overweight it doesn't add up.

 Lu read Portsmouth blind eye.

 Gazza is a hybrid.

 Me and my brother were fighting with knifes and pokers one of which he bent over my head which I thought was good as it would make him the type of guy who never messed with him. There was a guy called Jamie who was in Carstairs as he was so dangerous and kept attacking people who were in a Satanic cult that believed in sacrifice in a weird scenario and he asked me if I believed in Magic and he wanted me to say something supernatural so I told he "I didn't as I wanted to think what I believed was magical and that I saw magic as normal and the nurses couldn't' t get him out of there fast enough.

 There's a bar that is on Portree harbour that has a hatch that every now and again falls down and the bars busy and it can easily chop peoples fingers off and there another bar that is there for all to see has a hatch on the serving side of the bar that people can fall into and I have never seen that.

 There was a guy called chess who had a girlfriend called bongo who was seriously tidy a and Chess and her had a thing they were both a bit older than me and he got all the hotties. I used to go about saying "bingo, bango, bongo and then in Carstairs these boys were playing Fifa on the X-box and they had written on the screen "bingo, bango, bongo". I didn't say anything as they are so stupid they think I would believe they invented it or everyone knew it which could be true as I invented words like The 6 degrees of Steven Maclean Game so people could have picked up on it but I don't think they knew what it means like I invented "Eeesk an ask an oosk a neesk" and I cant count the number of people who say they invented that.