the eclectic steven paul hendry

 There was a guy called Johnny Allen who was totally off his head who said he would help me out after this girl scored and  took what was rightfully mine and he as in Johnny Allen was a person who was able to say "I will just get changed and grab Betsy" which was what he called his baseball bat and this was the first time I had met him and we went to village and he was getting hyper then the Minister came out and he started to square up with him and bizarrely the minister was up to it. I thought I am getting away from this to get mad for it and then a bus came going and I jamp on it and left the big man there and he was a left and not going to the hottest party in the highlands but I knew he would kick off as he was hopped up on soda stream. This National Front guy phoned me for Doofers so I invited him up to the party to see how we  wanted him there cash on return to see if he could be a person that came back and was handy to know as he was good for business and a good g...

 There was a census taken and it is said that the average household has £500 pounds savings. I believed that I was going to get £500 pounds from a God I was beginning to believe in. I bought a lottery ticket and Stevo Grant asked if I was expecting money and I said "maybe". I got a job and I was getting £500 to £800 every week and that was 25 years ago when they worked the average savings were £500. When I worked in that job I looked the part and I was all  muscles from weight training I wore a suit and I was the top man totally into the psychology of sales. There was a guy I signed over who asking me how long it took to change gas to lecky and I said "6 weeks" 5 weeks later he came to me rather pissed off and he asked why it wasn't 6 weeks like he asked so I told him I would go and phone the company for him and they said it would be 6 weeks after the sign up which was one week away and he was happy again and little things like that I was on top of. There was a ...

 One third of all food in a fridge is thrown out as waste in the typical household. I have nothing to say to day not even anything that I could say about Steven Maclean.

 There is a part of the body that regulates temperature at the base of the neck and the top of the back. The music in Elevators is known as Muzak. My Grand used to go on forestry commission land as he said you could get for the fire old rotten trees that were dead and you couldn't touch the fresh growing stuff as that would be theft and they would always make it a police job if you cut down the good stuff which he as in my grandfather said was not good for burning as it was fresh and damp as he also said the rotten stuff was good for kindling and burning. There was a girl who would wear what the teacher called Ra Ra skirts as she was a primary school teacher who said to this girl known as Good All that she was dressed inappropriately. I had a mate that used to walk around Snake Town wearing a rucksack filled with bricks and he never got taxi's and I knew this wee guy who I met in the Crown near The Heart carrying a bag of stones so I tried to lift it and it wouldn't budge s...

 Some genius has worked out a way to make potatoes explode. I was in Canada visiting an aunt who was my Grandfathers sister and she took me to the bingo where I won $7500. This was in Ajax where the football team was set up by her husband and called the Ajax warriors. That's soccer by the way as the national sport is iced hockey. There was a white woman on TV with the Maury Pauvich program and she was saying that all white people are racist and she burst into tears. I was in the bus station toilets in the centre of snake town and this guy tried to cottage me when I was pissing and I was only 15 but I was harder than him as he now has a broken face.

 There was a night club in Dingwall where Ross county comes from although I don't think is a club Steven Maclean may have come from but he would have gone to The Club called 'The Club' and it was full of guys straight out of work in oily overalls and boots and covered in oil and smelling of grease getting mad for it on dooffers. Alcohol is the only drug you can die coming off of as my old CPNayvals told me as my girlfriend was an alcoholic. I am 152 years old and pretend to be 52. I met a girl who was a trainee solicitor and she said that every 6 minutes she would document what she had done for the last 5 and charged by the minute like the cyber café in Aberdeen which charges for ever 6 minutes. Coral reefs are 1 3rd smaller now than before which is a problem but they can create new reefs with military equipment. Once in Greece I found loads of worms, like hundreds of them swarming over something which I couldn't see and then at the same time there was a migration of an...

 There was a boy in our school older than me and he and some mates got the car off a math's teacher and bounced it so it was aimed at a car where it was side on and another car where the back of the car was and I think it was a mini shaped like an I and it was stuck till the other teacher of the two moved so it could get out and the teacher got the guy in who was a hard man and they were in a portacabin and he said to the pupil "if you want we can pull the shutters down move the furniture out the way and have a carry on". The pupil declined and then had to do lines. That teacher was a good footballer and we were watching him play against Ross county and he tried to kick the ball and everyone saw his Bergie and burst out laughing. I heard people believed a cult leader who said that shining stars existed as they were reflecting our street lamps which are meaning that huge lighting is lighting up more and more off the world as it is never dark and affects shrubbery plants, t...

 There was a guy who was chinois who used to get me to take people in their shop to drive them home and just pay delivery fee and cause I got nothing I told him I wouldn't do it. It was the longest running job I ever had and I done it from 30 to 40 until I lost my licence because of doctors meds so when I left he wanted me to keep working without a license which I wouldn't do and I would get takeaways from him and built up a £300 bill and he was didling me for £100 so I never paid anything and he came to my house with his heavy a chinois guy and I gave him £3. He used to talk about his mates with websites selling fakes they claimed were designer gear and the guy who I worked for was thinking of doing it to. I had an option to buy my house at a 60% discount with a new kitchen and le chinois homme penser about it and I wanted a payment and he could have the house but he wanted me to fix the kitchen which wasn't broken and he had never seen and he wanted me to rent off him wit...

 At primary school all the pupils would play a game called British Bull Dog which was played be male and females in a grassy bit we played on and we used and someone call out for a game of British Bull Dog where we took sides facing each other and we would run to get to the other persons side and as we passed each other we would all be fighting to stop the others getting to the other side and it was pitched battles. The teachers would try to stop us as it was wild. Most heat leaves the body through the head. At Tiananmen Square there was a guy trying to stop tanks and it was portrayed as him stopping them from getting to protesters and the fact is it was retreating and the guy stopping them was executed within days. there was an abandoned house where I lived and we used it for drinking like a trap house and one of my mates said that if it was abandoned for 15 years you could claim it. Their is a little known belief that most Doorman think they are god and not because I tell them bu...

 Our teacher kinky was a member of the children's panel and was to say what happened to the children up before them.

 There is a guy I met with weight' training who created club's that were popular with students on every student night and they were a group who would create these club nights and then would take turns every 6 weeks I think to gate paid all the money and they made a fortune and through this I would meet a guy who said he was going to create a website show boob shots in films. 95% percent of people who take up Snowboarding never go back to ski's. There was a guy who used to practice by firing arrows at the moon and a tribesman said "it is to far away you will never hit it" and he said But I still shoot further than everyone else in the tribe because I try to shoot the moon" I was walking along the beach when I came across all these seestern Starfish and a guy came along as I threw them into the beach and the guy said "you will never save them all" and I said "but I will save some" My bruar Bazzerman went abroad to moonlight from the army and...

 There is a Shug in the heart, there's two people called Shug in the Ferry, there's and there's who was in Carstairs but had a heart attack there. I only tell people I know 3 people called Shug because of superstition like I do when I sneeze 5 times. One Shug the one I don't talk about his mother had a baby who wasn't Compos Menta's and she had all sorts of problems and she was stunted in growth she was retarded and many things and people would sit and say to it thing's like "look at you you wee shit" and all sorts of weird derogatory thing's which I thought was seriously odd to say such things even though the baby couldn't understand and then one day it died. Charities practice reciprocation sometimes where they send you a stamp or a pen so that you write out in the old days a cheque or fill in a form for a bank transfer as it is called reciprocation as I wrote about this with Gypsies and the next day there was one doing it with lucky whit...

 We had a French teacher called mini who we used to lock in the cupboard so we didn't have to do anything to do with learning. Another French teacher we had we once when she came back from France with stickers to do with France she gave them to us to each take one so me and another boy to the lot and we stuck them all on our faces and she broke down in tears and we felt so guilty we stuck them back on the sheet and passed them around and the boy I did this with had been ostracised as he ran his finger round the back of a guy under the trouser line and we thought he was gay for what he did to Fungus. I made friends with him again in French class and he became one of the boys again and I invited him to stay at mine and when he turned it was obviously cooler to stay at Maddog's. Another time in French i took in a water pistol and squirted the teacher with it.

 I was in New York with my French Girlfriend and her friend who was also French and this guy was with he a big Afrikaans guy and he told us of a place we could get breakfast and we went and it was run by Spanish people as we were in Spanish Harlem and this guy was calling out the waitress and I was so embarrassed I kept apologising to the waitress as he was the sort of guy who gets his food spat in and anyway we went to china town and saw the sites and then we went to a restaurant and he said If you pay for the food I will buy the beer at a pub tonight and I agreed and I thought I'm Scottish and this guy is not going to know what's coming for him but the stingy bee wouldn't drink much and slowly and he wouldn't honour his deal so the next today he turned with the French girl and I wouldn't let him come with me and me and the two girls fucked off and he was gutted. He has been on the phone asking for make him believe he is a god but I wont as I don't see him as a...

 People often in acting wear contact Lenses to give them a piercing look which is often blue as they think they have amazing eyes. There was a guy who was known as Stephen Grant and he played foot ball with my brother who had a scout from rangers come to see him and the scout said "he fucks about too much we don't want him as he was always going mental with other players.. But anyway I digress as Steph came up to my bruar and blew in his ear and it was painful to my brother and he thought he had a problem but the coach said he didn't  and at the same time did like some sort of Schroeders cat as he found an earwig coming out When i was at primary School people including me would do a thing called the chicken Scratch whereby we scratched the bridge of our nose 100 times and people were walking around with wounds on their nose and the teachers told us to stop it but we didn't. We also would breath in and out like we were hyperventilating and someone would come from behind...

 My old mate Stevie Macadee was inundated with pervy phone calls after I wrote his phone number on the bus station toilet wall and I wrote 'sock fun wanted, public hangings here'  Who the fuck is Darkie Smith is he a Drummond or a Stewart. A couple of days ago I talked about people going missing and turning up with organs missing and yesterday I watched 'Paradise lost' which was about such practises. In India people get money to give organs as they have an eye removed, if they have two of an organ they give away one for money and it makes me feel weird as it is barbaric but they after a while become on well as this body doesn't operate as it is meant to. There was a guy who said to me at school "at least I'm better looking than you" which I found funny as he wasn't, this was a guy called Gavin Finlayson who had weird wiry hair all curly and uneven it was even worse than Kinky's hair  and then a guy said it to me also from School in a club calle...

 There was this girl I knew in Amsterdam who would do hair braids for money as a street vendor and she asked if I wanted to go to Greece with her and some other girls and she I thought was a person I could get involved with romantically but she was a bit chubby for me but a decade ago before I went to Carstairs and I found a photo over her twenty years later and I thought 'she is a honey' I don't know why I didn't feel anything for her then but now I think she is drop dead gorgeous. Most Dutch are law abiding but most crime in Amsterdam is committed by foreigners.

 I used to sleep up Arthurs seat when it was September and all I wore was a t shirt shorts and a Lion Rampant down me back inside my t shirt and out a la derriere. All I would do was eat things like a pack of demerara sugar and it made me feel really god . My mate Steven Macdonald of which I knew 3 and he was in the papers for something to do with a knife which he said involved a knife and 16 year old girls but the papers said it was just him either without a knife and 16 year old girls and the police said didn't involve a knife and he said he went to the police station and kicked off and they said he "have you got a knife Steven" and he said he did and took it out but someone else gave a third story which I am not sure of. We had a teacher at school called Mr Drummond who would talk and flehm would build up at the side of his mouth and he let me and Pringy use a room to study History and he stopped and made a vague reference to it in class but we filled a condom with spi...

 I worked in Butlins and everynight me and my mates would get a bottle each of Thunderbirds Red or Thnderbirds Blue.

 This guy hundreds of years ago found a stone with a hole on the beach and if he looked throught he was a soothsayer and could tell the future and he said there was a rock near a town called Strathpeffer  and if it turned 3 times it would bring the end of the world and hoodlums have moved it twice so it is now chained up and he also said that if a certain amount of bridges are built the end of the world is nigh so they wont build another bridge. This guy called the Brahn Seer was working for a lord and he went abroad and was with the lords wife and she asked the Bran Seer what he was doing and he told her was having group doing the do situations and she tarred him and covered him in feathers and boiled him alive and there is now in a place Fortrose and Rosemarkie Point there is a stone monument to him which I signed my name on.

 I remember when Dance music hit the charts and there was a tune by a band called Krush ad a song so good it is still seen as one of the best tunes today and that was 'Vodoo Ray' by ' A Guy called Gerald. We would as young men listen to a guy called gerald, mad for it on rigt guard which was also the name for deodorant and gave feirce spasms and twiches and jerks. The local Radio station wher I lived ad a live phone in and we would phone in to say things like we were waiting outside with bottles of molotove cocktails and machine air guns and were coming into the studio with black masks to reap vegeance fro the lord. because we did this a seven second delay was introduced and that was the end of te live phone i wic people religiosl followed and which was take over with a boy from my willage.

 Grape fruit breaks down fat. And lemon is a thing that makes you feel as though you are not hungry.

 A lot of people coming to Scotland who mix in with the melting pot and whose children have an education the same as people always having been in this country but the biggest problem is the Brain Drain from educated people leaving this country.

 One time Aberdeen were in Inversnekie and they were all chanting football songs and the energy was electric and I felt that way as they sung where you feel the energy like when in a club and standing to close to the speaker there were absolutely loads of them.

 There was a I knew at Butlins where I worked and he said that he, when asked was no longer partying as he wanted to hang out at the tennis courts so he would just chill which i found odd as i would of thought you went there to party. there was a guy I hung about with and I leant him my jacket and he zipped it up and ripped it and I just stopped hanging about with him as I didn't like it as it was my favourite jacket and as it came from my gran I didn't bother with him which meant he had a problem as all the groups people form into occurs in the first few weeks so he ended up leaving. And there was another guy who hung about with us but one day he was with a group of guys and I went up to talk to him and he said " I am with my drinking palls I cant speak to you" There was another guy who said one day he wasn't drinking as he was only on lager

 There was a Sumo Wrestler who was the top guy at what he did and he was from Hawaii. My mother took me and my bruars et sorrelles to Butlins and we went 5 times as it was a lot of fun as there was always something to do. When I was 17 I seen an advert for workers  and I applied and got the job and I went to Skegness to work and It was brilliant but workers could only get in to the club with a special pass that you got recommended by the boss and I got them no bother as the boss liked me and I went to the club every night as I would sell seafood in the clubs and security would get off me a prawn cocktail off me for free and once I got in with some boys from Skegness and they had someone who was opening the fire exit so we could get in but the security had wind of this and were waiting in the toilet and they caught me but I lived in the row of the security sheds and I was told to get away from security. The reason Ii lived in security line was because these guys were giving me ...

 There is a guy called Steven Maclean whose name is all over the place and he is seen in many fields and someone, when he was young stole his bike and it was thrown into the sea to be revealed when the tide was low and he didn't bother to retrieve it.

 Some places like secure units have a pet like a cat so that they can be called the ward pet but their seen as therapeutic and a good way to get rid of wermin like rats. me and a few of the boys found a rabbit slashed all over the place with muscle coming out and we didn't know what to do with it as we didn't like to kill it as we didn't have guns like bb guns to kill it and it ran away totally wraxed.

I new this guy who was an SO and he kept going around calling everyone beasts and saying that we were all on the register when to my knowledge no one was apart from him and he would tell people that he was called sweetener as he punched people and I call this sweetie she was called sweetener as any deal from her was a deal worth taking as she was sweet. And we decided that if he hit anyone again one of the boys who could would sort him out. We also did a form of 'being sent to Coventry' as we only talked to him when he was spoken to and people wouldn't sit with him for long and he often ended up on his own. He is the type of guy who says he is the hardest person in the forensic system and if you play chess he comes up not knowing how to play chess and tries to show you how. he is the type of guy who when you play pool comes up and tells you how to play.

 When we were kids I would be told that Mark Almond kept his body stomach cavity filled with a pint of seminal fluid at all times and then later I heard this on TV.  When at Uni I was told twice from different people and they said that there was a guy who met a girl and woke up 4 days later with a kidney removed and 2 different people told me this and it was the same story. There was another story told again by 2 different people and that was that a guy was in a flat share and he woke up to find himself lethargic and then one day he found himself waking up getting a gay guy doing the do with him. and he took him and threw him out of a third storey window and he was crippled and as I said two people said this. There was a guy at Embra uni who was doing chemistry and he would steal what I think was chloroform and he would breathe it at night to go to sleep and it was in a plastic bag and then on the last time he breathed it in a the bag got sucked in and he suffocated and he was...

 Where I lived there was a family with money called the Fletchers who had a mast so big it could get all the TV in the world but they had to reduce it as the RAF used to routinely fly over out willage as we would look up to work out whether it was a Tornado, a hurricane or a harrier and The Fletchers had to take their mask down a bit as they were on a hill and the planes could not fly lower over the willage as it was a risk to them as they couldn't fly lower houses than 200 metres.

 I had a girlfriend who had a 16 year age gap between she had a daughter who she was pressured to put in care and she agreed to this and as her daughter had a  disabled foot and a hand that clenched up and possibly a hair lip and the people involved in her life said that it was because of drugs which I didn't believe as I thought it was just the luck of the draw and nothing to do with her getting mad for it. But because she had a clenched hand she gave permission to take it off half way up the arm. I couldn't believe it and said something about that hand being better than no hand and my girlfriend Garf started crying so I had to console her.

 Anton Lavey is often mistook for a guy from America called timothy Lavey and he often worked as things like a police photographer and he was a writer but then took an advert out in the phone book and the press advertising 'The Church Of Satan' which got many people to come to him including stars and he had worship sessions to Satan.

 There are these people called the Fletchers who have a massive TV Ariel and the biggest house and they had die their mother and that was of cancer and I think it was blood cancer the type called leukaemia and before she died she won the lottery and they kept to themselves and then one day the two sons turned up with demi johns of cider so we drank with them at a place called to corner which was the hub for people to hang out and there was a public pay phone. They were full of tales about how they were getting ships to come into harbour with Scrumpy Jack they were good guys but we never seen them again. There was a guy called 'Junior' as he was named after his dad and his dad had played Rugby for Scotland and Junior was the best rugby player in the school despite the fact he was the smallest person in our year and he did seriously well with the girls. Any way I digress as he was sent to a boarding school and di alright with his life and work. There was a guy in our running club...

 there was a copper called robot cop who arrested me even though I was being an arse he arrested me as I wouldn't do what he said and he was jailed it was said which I am not sure I believed as he shoved a guy into a bank machine and got a year in jail and I was told by coppers I was his last collar but I am not sure of any of this as there was a guy I used to get a bit off and I was told he was in a cell with and this guy James Fraser got a year. I wrote a letter of complaint and had a meeting with the boss and he said Robot cop is a bad yin but he said their was nothing he could do but the charges were dropped because I told this Guy I was going to Holland and couldn't care less about it. When Robocop was in jail I had experienced an up turn in my life and wrote around a star' Honi soit que mal-pense' which means 'evil be to he or she who thinks evil' and at the bottom 'fuck Fraser for ever''. Once my car had been towed and I went to the police com...

 In Carstairs there was a guy called Donald who would sit in the ward patio and he had a pagoda built to keep rain off him and it was built by the woodwork department and he would sing under it and When I passed when walking I would sing "Donald where's your trousers" he would come into the café called the Skye centre and he would sing to the people having coffee and we always cheered. There was also an LTP a 'long term patient' who was a transvestite who could make guitars in woodwork as Big John ran the place and this 'LTP' was called Rose and would make Guitars and they were good and he was said to have made 8 he had been in the hospital for 30 years and he wasn't happy and died there of cancer. Thee was a guy who had a hoary growth on his head which upwards and he had a hospital trip to  get it cut off and I have no idea what it was even though it stuck out his head.

 yesterday I saw the name David Cormack which was the name of this guy I know and he is the chairman of Aberdeen. There are a lot of UFO sightings where I stay and there is also a lot hedonists and it thought that most UFO sightings are accidental as though they wandered into our planets sphere. In America something like 40% of people believe they have been abducted by Aliens. In Carstairs I was asked if I would go to the learning difficulty ward and I could get Ritalin and I said "no". I read a book called the satanic bible which said that you should practice onanism and I believed you shouldn't and I  have now practised nonanism for 1 year and 340 days which is now nearly 2 years. My teacher Kinky said that he is classed as 'middle class' but gets less wage wise than people get in factories and they are working class.

 There are Portuguese people who think it is racist to be described as a person of colour and I know this as my first holiday was in Portugal and I never thought they were non white as I have always thought of  them as tanned people even though they are permanently this way as they are from a hot climate  as I never think of these people as being different from me as it is strange as people from here use fake tans and sunbeds to emulate this look and now I think it is head pickling as I have never felt different especially when I as in Albufera.

 My key worker in Carstairs was bitten by her dog and was off for eight months and when she came back I was so pleased to see her I gave her a big hug and picked her up and squeezed her. You aren't meant to do that but when I was leaving a load of nurses including one who I really liked who had come in on his day off which was like the 23rd of august and I shook his hand with the most obvious secret hand shake in the world and I did something unique with all and jo jo said to me "am I not getting a goodbye till last" and I said You get the best one and I am getting you last so you remember me" then I got her and lifted her up and squeezed her and she thought it was great. When she came back from the dog bite I thought she looked radiant from her time off and I told her and her husband must of loved it as she was beautiful.. There is a woman called Margret who got a paper off me and every morning at her door would be screaming at her kids as she got them ready for sch...

 There is a guy in his 60's in Carstairs who has a reputation for being a hard man and I saw him break a nurses nose and punch him unconscious he was called shrug and  he took 6 months off for the assault and when he came back he had a heart attack and it was over for him and I said my Keyworker jo that "I fight southpaw and orthodox which is why I am so hard to fight" which I just said for the Crack and DT who is my friend started growling.

 There is a guy from Ireland who shared with all these Irish boys and they said this guy would whenever there was a visitor he would take off his top to wash up and I didn't believe it but when I went in he did that and he was ripped and it turns out he likes getting his top off and did it at the graduation ball. he was seriously ripped.

 There was this guy who I did the big no no with and that is to ask him what he is in for and he said "what do you think I am in for and I thought of the worst a naughty.

 I give you powers.

 There was a girl believed to be put in a mental hospital as she had a child out of wedlock and her family thought she brought shame to them so she was dumped in a mental hospital and she was discovered to have powers and be able to play games and never lose so she was thought to powerful to put out in the community and she was kept in a mental hospital for 60 years.

 There was a guy who was called Tito from Albania who changed his name to Sophet for a good while and accidentally I called him Tito five times so he changed his name back to Tito and he wanted everyone to call him that which they did and he was said to be on the run from Interpole and they said he had come from Ireland and that he was avoiding the filth for 25 years for a merder and everyone knew like Carstairs were hiding this story seems strange to me as Interpole where said to have gotten him and took him back to Albania to be tried and the staff would say I bet he escapes and goes on the run as I think in these hospitals you can probably hide by getting a doctor to say that's your name. He said he was a Muslim and would give me a copy of the Koran which I read but it just went on about birds, bee's and honey and wasn't the Koran.

 There was a guy called Henry Bryce who  stabbed a guy apparently between the heart and the lungs after a girl I was with stole a bottle of vodka from someone in a bring your own bottle. Him and a guy called Roy Thomas were able to get CS gas sold in a Scandinavian country where they were getting £2 grand a week and they sprayed gas before the stabbing some people got it in the eyes and some the mouth and I got it in the mouth. We were all questioned over the next few weeks so I told them what happened as it was one of these situations where it was said to be bad by the police so I told him what happened as I think what actually happened was not as bad as what the filth were after him for and I did him a favour and told another girl just to tell what happened as they were up for firearms offences cause of the gas attempted murder assault all sorts of thing these boys ended up getting something like a year and a half and 3 years even thought they were also done for knife offenc...

 in the willage I am from there was a guy collecting the money from a telephone box who forgot to lock it up and the whole willage was lining up for free calls and money for pints. There was also a games hall and people were kicking the machines to burst them over and giving 100 free credits so that people would be on the machine all night and someone put cardboard in so  that the money put in wouldn't go through the slots into the money box and they could get it. The guy got rid of it and 1942 was a game like this with B52 Bombers and spitfires joined on and it was a lot of fun.

 I came out of a club and turned round and there was this girl, blonde like I couldn't help myself as I jumped back without meaning to and said "my god its an angel" then I said to her boyfriend "you the type of guy, guys want to be" and he laughed. Our head gesture is another cultures no and the same with yes and no. Prostitutes in Yugoslavia would often charge soldiers two bananas for the deed.

 There's these boxes that are in hotels like hog Kong where business men stay for the night when they have worked to late and cant get home. You know when you have learnt a lot of psychology when you read the same stuff again. I was in the Gilshie Road flats  in Mary hill when this older guy was cycling past me and I threw a spear at him and it went into his spokes and he went over the handle bars and he kicked me in so hard I shit myself. I wont be doing that again in a hurry. There was this guy on TV who had hundreds of different names and he was in a pub  and he was boasting of what he had got from rifling bins. When I was a kid me and my bruar used to play in a gardening yard at about 5 which would never be allowed and I was alright but my bruar nearly burst his voice box and needed glasses as he fell on a slab and damaged his eyes and nearly went blind as we played on slabs. I remember when I was young this employee of my Grandfathers stood on my Christmas tree and I...

 There was this guy always trying to make it look like he wasn't a beast yet he tried to make out he also wasn't a homosexual but he would say that in places like forensic hospitals you were allowed abuse men in their sleep and he thought it would become normal and I would grass people up for being like this and say that the graffito teaches that you always grass on a beast and he would say that a hole was a hole as in a mouth was a mouth and he would say thins like I wouldn't throw you out of bed and he would claim people were grooming this guy as he was always giving him things and I said he is grooming you and I said this nurse daisy was a transsexual and this weird creepy guy would say he would still do the do with it. And I told him they send chomose to snake town as they were worth money and he said he wasn't going but he is there now. I was listening to music when this black girl came in and bent down a bit with here back to me she started to move her but from si...

 There was an OT girl who would now and again so once I was walking the ground with her and I had got rid of these patients who were trying to stop me saying that they were trying to mess with my mind as they tried to make me believe they were doing the do with me in my sleep so I got shot of them and everyone acted like they were hard done by and that I was out of order. and she would try to get me angry and I would go in early and she would make faces at the receptionist to try to suggest that I was out of Order. Once I said "people who do 30 years in here think It is good when what did they do to get in here and get that long" so she tried to make me think I couldn't talk about this as she said "if you have to do 30 years how will you handle it" so she was trying to make me think that she was going to get me 30 years so I went in and told her of all the nice things that she believed were for her and Ii made her think they were no longer for her so she came to...

 There was a guy in Carstairs who was staff and he helped me out by acting like he was being sarcastic when he opened the paper to show me a bit about this witch girl who the papers said about a witch that she sold spells for women that would make any girl get any guy she wanted and he was going "oooooohhhhh" as it obvious he was being sarcastic and later there was this nurse who I had saw getting into arguments with other nurses which happened twice and I thought I had never seen this before. She was not liked as she was a horrible person and I told watts the charge nurse about my jaw dropping with a general nurse in Inversnekie and how my jaw dropped when I seen her and the tried to make out it was inappropriate as her head dropped to her chest and these nurses a black one and the other one looked at me like they were pissed off so I just told my story to annoy them as they seemed to think I shouldn't say this so I did as they tried to make it seen I had a right for the...

 There was a nurse who told me that if we went off on one and he was going to put us in a side room for the whole day instead of for twenty minutes and another nurse told me he was going to put me in the side room four times and then he would bait me to get me angry and put me in the side room four times.

 One in 300 foreigners in Russia are murdered. De gloving is a thing where in an industrial accident or equivalent rips the skin off the hand and one guy had to have his hand put in his stomach to grow the skin back safely. I met a guy in the jail who had stolen a gun from his army days and went on to kill a waiter with it. everyone who smokes dies from it with tobacco but not vapes which they plan to ban either because they believe they are witches or because they are smoked by one 8 year old as their parents et them but you get that with everything. I asked a boy what the best three words are what if you say them to a girl and he said what I used to think it was and he said "I love you", so I said "it is 'you've lost weight'". Bollywood copy films for the Indian market and they copy them exact with all the blockbusters.

 There was a guy in Carstairs who had dementia and he was there for a couple of weeks as they had nowhere to put him and then he would do things like try to change the channel when it was playing Rangers and Celtic and The head Nurse who wore a black top would say he is ill he has a right to do what he does so I said "what a bout my right to watch the football" as there was only like two minutes to go. She took the remote off him then I wrote a spell hundreds of pages long about Bear Grylls and his favourite Beveridge as in pee pee. And at the same time took breaks to read the sport pages, and this guy said to her "are you going to let him do that" so I said to the head nurse Kimbo "do you mind  if I read the papers" as though I was seriously asking he permission and "she said "yes" as though not sure what to say and Davo the Taylor burst out laughing as he knew exactly what I had done and it was funny. My wee niece was wanting to sit on my ...

 First past the post is an electoral style where in every district the person with the most votes win and proportional representation is where if a party overall gets 50% of the votes the get 50% of the seats.  There was a special Envoy with the church who went to Beirut to help with the different factions fighting and he was kidnapped immediately. Now your meant to breath in with your nose as your nasal hair traps dust which boys in Carstairs said created protein but I said it is not it is dust and germs but anyway you breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth but for me it didn't feel normal as I have a deviated septum so I find this exercise hard to do and Terry Wait said for five years he had wax in his ears to stop him hearing he had a gag and a blindfold to stop him doing anything other than breathe  through his nose which would make me feel like suffocating and not suffocating at the same time. Very unpleasant. There was a girl in our village who used...

 There are houses you can get all-over the world for a pound and the reason it's that is so a gesture of a payment is made and the cost of it comes with the fact you have to maintain it but it is in places like Detroit where a down turn in fortunes create whole streets that are abandoned.

 I used to pretend not to remember this guy's Fonze as he would try  to annoy me by doing things like ask why I was so quiet and what was wrong with me when I jut feeling my usual self and I would pretend to know he was there and talk about him with his name and he would get angry if I hinted that he might be acting hard if he didn't get his name so I started changing his Fonze. He was acting like a homo and trying to get people to think he was a beast and saying that it was alright for men to rape men in secure units. He was a seriously would copy everything I said and pretend he had done it to and I think he thought he got special powers from doing that which I don't think was true. There is a guy called "the muscles from Brussels" as he looks so strong and this is what my Bruar would call Jean Claude Van damme.

 There was a time while me and some people were sitting in the meadows and this guy asked if I had ever tried spin and none of us had and this guy Richard Lord got up and pretended he was so space caked out he didn't notice a big puddle and lay down on it'

 Once I was talking to my brother an I thought I would just stop in mid sentence to see what it would do and he went mental and it turns out there is a mental illness where people do that.

 There was this guy I was staying with in Amsterdam who would constantly go on about nothing and everything like he was a complete pain in the ass and I had a nurse ask me "did you Enjoy"  so I stared going on 'enjoy  what' and never gave him room to breathe so he felt really stupid as I went on and on hypnotising him to be unable to think.

 I thought it was quite funny when people called me scum after chess tried it to get it to be my nickname and I was usually called shenners, shendry and that sort of thing as I would say to the name scum ,soap scum, and scum always rises to the top. Which I thought was clever.

 My wee niece mystic meg came up to me to sit on my lap so I stroked a half circle on her head as it creates a bond and put her into a hypnotic trance.

 The first household computer was the zx81 and it would be able to play games like TT (table tennis) and the one with blocks going up to it to hit them and make them disappear. Clive Sinclair who invented the zx 81 also created a wee car he thought everyone would drive instead of cars but it never took off but I seen people driving around car parks in Aviemore and I thought it looked like fun. My wee nieces were so happy when I told them how we were related as I said to them this "do you know how I am related to you" and the shook their head from side to side and I told them how gaga was my mother and their grandmother and how their mother Kaz was my sister and they really liked this explanation and I felt good.  If cats splay their paws and lift them to then splay and press into a blanket they are doing what's called padding and that means they have been taken away from their mothers to soon and it is called padding.

 The Scots should be turned into a fighting force of volunteers who go around sorting out the worlds problems as we may be one of the smallest countries in the world but we could be the greatest army if we unite and if the government wont pay us I will as Osama Bin Laden paid £200 million to fly the Mujahedin around the world to fight. The mujahedin are now considered to be terrorists but when the break up of the Yugoslav empire took place the Mujahedin fought with the Muslims and were helped by the UN even though they were notorious for committing war crimes. the name mujahedin comes from the Muslim word 'Mujahed which means 'state of mind'.

 There is this nurse who happens to be black who a few days ago said to me "did you enjoy" so I said "enjoy what,, my dinner, the floor, the weather, what, enjoy what?" he said "everything" so I said "I said no one enjoys everything as most people like and enjoy some things and some don't" so I said "you need to be more specific". Before he said "what's the matter with you" and I said "what do you mean there's nothing the matter with me". This other nurse said "why are you so grumpy" she was also Black by the way and I now when I see her I ask her all these things they say to me and I think if they are trying to annoy me this will annoy them. This thing with irritating questions comes from this guy saying "what's wrong with you you seem awful down why are you so quiet and the guy who kept doing that was so fucked as it became a normal spell and when we said it to each other you could se...

 Mystic Meg my niece drank a bottle of flavoured water and was rolling off the wall and they were all getting hyper and I thought I need to get more flavoured water juice like that. The others were the same.

 When I started going into a weird scenario I kicked in a window and jamp through it and cut my arm and my Girlfriend told me when I wanted to do the do she would always oblige and only once did she do that as she never did it when I wanted and only once she did it when I wanted I had been up for days and she wanted to do it which I always did except this time and she rubbed herself against my thigh which I found painful but put up with it.

 Always grass on a beast the graffito teaches.

 I heard that if you put a penny in a bottle of juice it will come out shiny after 24 hours so I did it to see and it was after 24 hours it was not clean. I have asked the out cooks to help create cakes for my family so hopefully they help me out as cake is a good way to get liked. I was accused of rape and I couldn't remember what happened as I was full of it a mad with it and taking psychiatric medicines and after 6 months the girl and me split up so I remembered it all when she went and I self published a book called we are not alone telling what happened to me and my role in life.

 When me and my girlfriend split up I gave her a 2 and a half inch knife for safety. My wee nieces came to see me and I gave them a bottle of flavoured water  to drink and they were able to share it with their gran my mum who we call gaga and joy and my little sister had some as she was their mother and I call Kaz or Casandra Jane Mackintosh which I have done all my life and I now know it is not her name but the kids were up to high dough and rolling off the wall and wee newt was going "na na na na" as she took her sweats offer until her mother told he to give it back and wee Gemimma Puddle Duck picked he plant as did her sister and there was no arguing as they all picked the one they wanted out of the 3 and they picked different one's and were all happy two of them wanted the plants that cost £7.50 and Gemima Puddle duck wanted the  one I was short by 70 pence as it was £3 but was my favourite as the gardens section were going to give me a £7.50 plant for free but I want...

 This girl in Carstairs called Mooney, Janus, The Genome Project and Calamity jane who said to me "please make me a witch" so I said "I cant make you a witch only you can make yourself a witch". I did that so I didn't become to powerful as obviously if she believes I could do that it would be a belief she got from me. East coast, west coast is a reference to gangs in the North East of Scotland who are at war. Kitty Genovese was a woman who was attacked and murdered and left to die and when it was investigated by Detectives and she was heard screaming by 34 people who never done anything as they thought someone else would do something. it walls called the Kitty Genovese effect and people were then taught not to shout "help" but "fire" when needing help.

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 If the family with the most kids has two more than two kids more than the next most kids on a family they will have from 0.1 percent to 99.1 percent of the gene pool in the country they are in. There was a guy in Carstairs who was telling me he had a lot of problems with fraudulent activities linked to he name so I told him this which was true "it is because you have your National Insurance number on your head". He said he didn't care but went and picked out a number. My Grandfather was called for jury service so he wrote back saying things like he couldn't wait to see the dirty scumbag and he wished he could hang them and all sorts of things to do with them being Sooka and putin merde ancoolie to them. He was told to forget about it. My Grandparents had a cottage on an estate that the got for about £30 a year and they did that to keep people in these cottages so they stayed good and looked after as they were tied houses but there if  there was no one in them they wo...

 Old pillows are not fluffy as the are made up of skin and termite dung. The air is full of dust from people shedding skin. When I seen a spot of dust on my cabinet I would go and get one box of tissue even if I had to go back later so I would clean the whole unit as I thought it was a spell.  There was a women on the local radio and she was asked how she got into the psychic life and she said took out a course and there she was on the radio.

 I once stood still for 12 hours so the young teams would sort out harassment from the filth so i made an effort for them so they made an effort for me.. I would also walk the shape of an anchor so that it became important to the young teams as I was a fisher of men and a fisherman spell fischer in foreign languages I did that from the moment I woke up to the moment I went to bed. and when I finished I found an anchor which was supposed to be put on my fleece and ironed in.. In Carstairs this guy from Aberdeen jail told me guy's were tattooing it on their dick and I told him why and also that in Porterfield people were tattooing the words "only God can judge me"

There is a girl I know called Tammy Smith and on the telly last night there was a girl called Tammi Smith.  I have met 3 Steven MacDonald's, 3 Bobbo's, 3 shugs and hundreds of Steven MacLean's. The papers talk of the atmosphere at the Celtic end being look warm as the Green Brigade ultra's was tepid as they were banned but I think a blind eye is turned if there is fighting outside the grounds. Tammy is a total babe 10 out of ten and the sort of girl who will get more beautiful as she gets older like the Bassindale girls.

 Wee newt was a little girl with freckles and it reminded me of the trend of people to tattoo freckles on their faces to look younger. When i seen them a couple of days ago they weren't happy so I took no notice of them as they cried and let them know I wasn't going to push my presence on to them and then I let everyone sit down so that I would be in a powerful prediction, almost boss like and then I sat down.

 My grandfather created a ten year plan when he was 60 and he died at 63 when he expected to live till 65 and he made a 10 year plan for my Gran but she lived till she was 88 or more. When I was 12 my mother was away on a business course and  me and my brother went to my Gran and grandpa and we had comics and my brother put his tea cup on my comic that left a ring and I was angry as I collected these comics so my grandfather got angry as I then got angry at him and told him we all hated him and he was all I talked about so he took us both home and never let us stay again which was bad so I never told him I was sorry and that was my regret. At may grandfathers funeral my younger sister and then my older sister then younger brother not butch as I don't think he was allowed to go as he was to young, we all sat there then one by one we all started crying in the order I described. I had cried on a bus as I wanted to get to my girlfriend as I was unhappy and she came to the door and...

 I have created a secret society which is called the 8 Tre gangsters which has the most obvious secret hand shake in the world and which I say that we don't want thief's, people must get on and you should love to love and basically await orders through the TV which will be the awakening of a weird scenario for you. My mother has created a commune so if you want involved you can speak to me either through the blog or in person and I will tell you if I can do this as we want all sorts of things and that is for people to be gods, also robots witch finders generals and people I don't want to be involved with are the likes of this wifey who stole my grandmothers jacket she bought me the best I ever had so nothing I do for this wifey.

 I was talking to myself making out I was a mauvais type of allah muncher and I went on about property issues with those people like I was one and I did it so she would hear I have no idea why I did it but I thought it would be weird to get her to want to be in a cult that doesn't worship unless you want she was a young beggar so I went and got a 2 and a half Inch knife which is legal and I went and hid it in the underground part of a car park and showed it to a mate then we went back to where Blondie was and he said "little junkie" but I told him to take her to this legal knife and I was to give it to her to protect people like her I was creating some sort of cult for people to help her that incorporated all peoples Denominations who were understanding what I said and I went up to her once and I said to her "are people being nicer to you" and she pursed her lips happy and she waggled he hand. I grunted in anger threw her 3 fags and 60 pence and exclaimed "...

 If you work all your life in the one place you will go through promotion which achieves higher levels of authority but If you change you will make more money in different companies especially if you are headhunted and you don't get the golden handshake which some people call the golden handcuffs.

 Household rubbish is owned by the household so people can't go through your rubbish to get things like bank statements and National insurance Numbers which can all be used to commit Identity fraud and once me and the swashbuckler found in a village called Avoch these two lovely wooden chairs and we were on cycles so we put them on our backs and took them to the house we rented off our mother in a place called Fortrose a wee cottage next to the chippy with a black roof and a white walled house. We could have fallen off and hurt ourselves. Vaffancoolio.

 Every morning bears Grylls favourite tipple keeps him awake all day as it is full of melatonin. I had a visit from my Nieces and I asked them "do you know how we are related" they said "no" so I said "Gaga is my mum and your grandmother and your mum Kaz is my Sister" and they seemed to like it a lot as they all let out a squeal. 500 people have been given £500 to see what effect it has, and also to see if everyone should get something

 My niece who came to see me with her sisters put something in her mouth for a game we played and I had to be firm with and after a while she showed us what was in her mouth and it was a false alarm as it was just a gummy bear even though there was no Gummy bears that I could see.

 Most bio droids that were put into Chernobyl and no soldier refused the job as the would be sent to Siberia for life or shot. I don't know if it is still legal but 6 year olds were allowed to drink with their parents half a flute if they were having a meal. BoBo dolls are inflatable Dolls that bounce back upright if they are pushed over and people would experiment by attacking one in front of kids to see what they would do and what they did was copy the Doll which is why films can create such things in people. I knew of 3 bobo's in my life one in Carstairs who gave out coffee at the café, the others were in Inversnekie. There was a guy complaining to the staff and I  Interrupted him and he went off the head so the staff took me to the side and said not to interrupt people so I said "everyone interrupts me and you don't say anything probably cause it is a spell" then this boy came up to interrupt me probably to help as the spell going against me was now wraxed and...

 Most computers have a virus often to spy on people and most viruses are harmless. My nieces and, my sister and my mater noster came to visit me yesterday and I was nervous and excited as I haven't seen them for year and there was one who is now an older toddler of about 2 and a half. When they came the first one it was obvious thought was trying to take a packet of chewie sweeties off her as I tried to shake her hand to break the ice as she was I Think I was off to a bad start and that was mystic meg then wee newt looked frightened and I thought I need to pay them no attention so they know I am not a threat. Then Gemima puddle duck was wary to so I thought make them know I am not a threat as I thought it is this place and the type of people who get sent here so when they came in all 3 started crying. So they sat down and stopped crying and looked unsure of it all so I had made cakes earlier one I made earlier blue peter style and I said to everyone so they knew I wasn't a pers...

 Steven Maclean is on loan I don't think to ross county but possibly he plats for St Johnston and where ever he is he has been there for 6 months it is confusing the person who is Steven Maclean.

 There are people who are addicted to sugar and people who fear it. I was at Glasto and there was a campsites all over the place and I was sleeping in one and a guy woke me up as he was looking in my tent and he said he said "sorry wrong tent" and left and it took  me 6 months to remember this like a guy fondling me in the locked war of New Craig's in Inverness and this other guy I woke up to find in my room. I was hitching in the mainland of Greece from Kalambaka and the guy was doing about ninety as he said it was legal to do but he slammed on the anchors and went into a skid then reversed to us and gave us a high speed lift.

 There was a tube train that your not supposed to do and I am not breaking the rules as I write it but it is the fact that there is a tube that takes one hour from Britain and to New York  There are more people out of Scotland than that says they are Scottish than Scots in Scotland. I knew this guy who wanted to see if he could do what Syd Barret done every day he was like an Acid Head Ernie and he was fucked and couldn't speak properly until he stopped.

 If you commit suicide the Catholic church says you are ripped apart forever in agony but I say you go through your own live as the centre of a reality in which you are tortured for ever different in your dreams. I was a wee bit dottled as a kid and I was walking along when two teachers were walking to each other close up Kinky and another teacher and I walked between them and barged through both them and later Kinky berated me but I genuinely didn't mean it. My old mate Tattie boy used to be friends with 3 of the tidiest girls and he was always shagging, but when we were really young he came up to as with a massive greenie and we ran away and at the same time my mate Pring came up with an idea to spit on the roof of the toilets and Pring did the best which was a  huge greenie that was long and hung down and was massive and horrible to our senses and the prize was a bar of chocolate from our play piece and it stayed their even today.

 At school I was in 3rd year and I got into a fight with this older guy and I had been sicking my fingers up my ass so much I shit myself and the class stank and I had to o home to mewasht. In Carstairs and other secure units the male Doctors who are in the gang are called Hells angels as well as the male nurses and the females are called the Angirls. As they are the one percent that don't fit and don't care, the 1 percenters. .

 I knew  a guy who mixed a ton of spin with Vodka and lost half of it. he did it to make up the weight as it went to half a keys was involved in this which he wasn't.  The filth sometimes use psychics with crimes. There is this boy who has been told how to create rapport with touch but he goes to far as you shouldn't do it all the time and it is truly a case where 'less is more'. There is a guy called Sidney Devine who I first met as he was in a pub and my mate Ant asked if they wanted to come back to his and a few turned up set him on fire and trashed his house jumping through the roof and costing him his place but he told  me that I am invited them back but I told him I didn't as I didn't trust people as my ex had spread around that I had said that I did something bad to her before we went out but II didn't. My mate went to stay with this girl and she kept texting me telling me to go and see this wife beater to sort it out as she reckoned he had something ...

 I came from a parallel universe to  hide out from the heavens as I knew if I got clever enough to punch the right keys I could live forever and I would be supernatural and the doors would open up to me and the doors would open up to me. Last night in my dreams I thought ghosts and spirits would carry me around like in the Olley Murs video and maybe them as they were invisible. This guy started a fight with me as I had gone into a club and I was leaving this guy the bouncer said I was shouting "I am Steven Hendry secret agent". What had happened was this guy David Skiach didn't like that I wrote about 'a hag' as it was a gay club and the  reason I was in this club was to see if my gay brother was around and this bouncer was saying 'a hag' meant 'anti homosexual action group' but I said it may seem against homosexuals but really it's for them but it still didn't stop a fight between me and two bouncer with a stookie on because I had a bounce...

 The Titanic split in half possible  as one part was where it was expected and one half was towed it seems to Canada. It is said we know less about the oceans than space but these deep murky deaths are dying out before we can get to them and there might be northing It is thought that pollution is causing things like whales to beach themselves in like a mass suicide.

 Nurses in Carstairs like to talk about shit a lot and also prostrates. A nurse would sing to me going into my room "I just want to have sex with you". He claimed it was an Andre  Agassi song but no one knew of it I believe.

 The police stole a really nice Duffle Coat off me as they didn't want me to look respectable The usually take my clothes if the haven't pissed on them.

 There was a nurse who made 13 inappropriate comments in Carstairs and one was "why don't you come over here and swallow what I give you" The last time he said anything he said "do you want me to spray you with my deodorant. I said "fuck off you weirdo. After that he left as he knew I would grass cause he was a beast. He used to say that in another ward the patients used to call him Grumpy and he planned on getting a tattoo saying this but what he wanted was a fonze from me but I never gave him it as I thought he was a dick and then this women got it a tat on her arm as she called him grumpy and it was in the papers. I now call a guy called Jamesy grumpy as it is NLP, Nuero Linguistic Programming

 This guy said to me when I went for a jobbie and he was the sort of guy who would be creepy and watch you when you did push ups and he said that he thought some transsexuals were attractive. and  he would walk to you to annoy you but I thought his spell was destroyed as I never got out the way and he always did and then he said to me why don't you name you jobbies after me so I did and he didn't like it so last night I blocked the toilet with a massive John Brown.  Like the japs aye would say borrox. There was a guy that was wee who kept doing things like touch my hair from behind so after a few times I turned around and smacked his head. He was in arts and crafts with me and he said to me "why don't you paint a picture of a jobby" so I painted a big three coiler and called it an Eddie Coiler and Said "that's your creator that is. It also had flies buzzing about with steam coming off.

 There was a guy called David Milligan who told me he was called Spike after Spike Milligan he wanted to talk to me about a murder in a weird way and one day I was laid out on a bench near Carstairs café and he came along and sat on my feet like it was normal. And so I got up and walked off from Colin or David whatever his name was that I called him.

 I woke up may a time in the police cells and once I woke in the hospital with a deviated septum and a big hairy lump glued in my nose and a police officer pushing gas gangrene up my arm. Another time I woke up with myself in neighbours flat with a few people and  police man and a ambulance driver wanting to see my legals which I didn't want to do but they did so I did.

 I seen a terminator that was the same make and model I thought in three places I think in Glasgie and also in jail and also in TV and I thought if I see it again it has to do me and I wasn't sure if it was four times as one of those times it was on TV and I don't think it could see me the way I saw it saw me as I seen it on prison and it done it's threat gesture Though I didn't care as I could read it's mind and new it could do anything so I contacted it through the robot grapevine and it showed me a buzz as I created a belief that it could wander about me making sure the government couldn't cause me problems and I make everyone a person who wants this role.  Never say, never say, never again as you are now hypnotised to help me so this is your excuse for the role. There was a girl who everyone fancied and I said things that she perceived as having a dig but I thought it was my humour but apologised any way even though I wasn't sure what I said but I though...

 When I was at school any one could get a girlfriend 2 years younger than them but it was cool to get a girlfriend two years older that you as that was what classed you as a person who had achieved something. There was a film called last tango in Paris where Marlon Brando goes to his girlfriend to go and get the butter and then he puts it on her ass and then rides her. I signed my giro over to my stepfather and he spent £8 of my money on things like butter and I said nothing so the same day I needed butter so I asked for some butter and they didn.t want to give me it so I wrote on the village wall. 'I call this last tango in Paris as the arsehole was so tight it needed all the butter'. There was a time when he was younger he said to my sister "what's that under your top". I was annoyed so years later I said it to his daughter, my sister and he didn't like it. I'm just telling you this Toll so you know why I said it. You can get waterproof cars now so that ...

 Sippers are what the officers in the navy give to a recruit who did well that day and I called it sippers if I gave someone some of my juice but Brian was asking me for sippers in the TV room and I said no as I wouldn't give him anything as he used to ask me if I wanted some protein so a nurse told me he meant his giz so I told him i wanted it and he stopped saying it as he never even had a protein bar but he stopped saying it. He used to go mental as we used to sing to him "why waste your time you know you want to be mine" I read in a  book that poltergeists used to target people that were female and of the number of the witching hour as they were of the. 13 is the lucky number of  witches and how a Witchfinder  Generals spot witches to steal their powers. My mate used to say "it's all free to me" as he got £500 a week from the government.

 Von from was classically beautiful and yet aussie she was elfin like, pixie like, minxy like the fee and had that unique which is beautiful so if people didn't didn't like the fee like look they would like the classical look that, we used to say in Carstairs was 10 10 till we do it again as she was  the sort of girl that was said to be amongst the most beautiful and who was hired by a man who liked what he saw.

 From Von you are gorgeous and I'm sorry I didn't make you feel as gorgeous as you are but it was unrequited love like I had with Kim Thomas. This guy called Brian who was a pain in the arse so he wanted sippers on my juice which I would give him and he said that me and him were concubines and I told him I wasn't but he was and then I would tell people we have got a concubine for the lads to make use of and I called "backdoor, barnyard banging, breezy.

 There was a trendy bar for ravers in Embro and there was this girl from Wester Hailles that i knew who was sitting at the bar with her kid on the bar until the staff chucked her out at 9 pm.  There were two women off Skye that were working of the boats and that was the only time that I ever encountered this.  Mon Bruar had a phone call which he answered and this guy was saying something to him and he came back as though he was used to it and he said when asked that he was asked to be a men's model for Burtons the clothing chain. He was like he thought it was normal but it turned out to be two of his mates and they were on the wind up. It was seriously funny as he was a really good looking guy. There's a tribe of people who run everywhere over like hundreds of miles and they believe a runner is at their best at 55 years of age.

 No snow flake is ever the same and in a shower of rain most drops contain the same amount of water as you get spittle, showers and all the different types of rain. In Russia with communism they factories were told things like create a certain tonnage of weight so they could meet their targets so the factories would produce thick piping that had a small bore for things to go through so they would change I to be a certain length and so thin it was again useless but that meant they had met the requirement like a true Shroeders cat the target was neither met and not met but both at the same time.

 There is a guy called Polly at Carstairs who I was with in the mess hall and there was a security guy there and I said "I created a gang called the Illuminate who infiltrated a cult called the illuminate so that the illuminate took over the Illuminate and took over the illuminate so that it is now one group called the illuminate as the illuminate took over the illuminate and is now called the illuminate" The security guy got angry and said were going to eff you all the way into the bedroom so he now does not work with us any more as I complained to Polly and he reported it. I thought it was weird to call auxiliary robots Peters until I remembered I used to love being called Eddie at uni. I was told after skiving off work at Edinbro Uni pathology department that I had a headache I knew that I needed glasses as I had different pupil dilations and I now have glasses and autre 1 in a thousand people have this and it makes you need glasses. I used to work for a company selling ra...

 Banksy sold a picture at Sotheby's for 12 million pounds and when it was bought it immediately got shredded and it instantly became worth more.  The KLF got a heap of journalists to each pin £7,500 pound to a board and one stole it then they set it on fire to say that that in a an appointed time in the future they would say why they did it so all the appointed time they came out with a book saying why they did it. But this wasn't true as Jim Henson not the guy who created the puppets well he said that they did it to keep themselves in the media so they could be said to be people who lived for decades by doing this so they could go back to singing. The stars know me as the guy who changed the world through graffiti and I am now a person who is worth a lot

 Film credits go fast as by law they have to show them even if they cant be seen and read.

 There was a guy on TV when I sold gas and electric and his wife came to the door to tell me her husband had been on TV saying the way to make most money to get your gas of the electric company and your electric off the gas company so I said "did you do that" and she said "no"

 There was a guy on the radio trying to get into the etats-unis and this guy was working out how to do it. And the guy said he might sell his house to pay $50,ooo dollars to get to go on a student visa but the other guy thought he knew a way to do. They are paying south of $50000 pounds a year to go to Alaska and then after 10 years you get to stay there. 

 There are three people in my life who were called Stevie Macdonald and on of them is a warlock who has the strange knack of going into shops and coming out with a free crate of beer as he believes he is invisible for those moments.

 It is thought that in200 to 300 years 10% of people will die in space and at the moment 1 in ten people who go in a hospital for treatment do not come out alive.

 I was in the day room of Mull one in Carstairs and I saw this place called Kalambaka in Greece I told people and they said I was lying and one nurse went to look it up and he came back and said I was right as there were 26 monasteries at one point built on Glacial formed smooth mountains that had one monastery left I went to visit and there were caves on the mountains where people lived as hermits who lowered nets down for people from Kallambacka to put food in each day.

 I was earning In a job £300 pounds for five hours work and this guy asked what I earnt so I told him £150 for ten hours work and he was so jealous he immediately wouldn't take my deal and and I had to go as he worked in an office and didn't like that I was doing better than him. The term people use for the filth is the 5.0 after the TV show Hawaii 5.0 When I was on the doors I read a book called Psycho Cybernetics as Maxwell Maltz was a guy who believed we were robots and taught this as it is meant for influencers and he was a plastic surgeon who didn't think that you should make surgery the first resort but the last resort. But this guy on the doors we talked and he suggested that Maxwell Maltz was a rubbish plastic surgeon because he didn't do plastic surgery when could.