If the family with the most kids has two more than two kids more than the next most kids on a family they will have from 0.1 percent to 99.1 percent of the gene pool in the country they are in.

There was a guy in Carstairs who was telling me he had a lot of problems with fraudulent activities linked to he name so I told him this which was true "it is because you have your National Insurance number on your head". He said he didn't care but went and picked out a number.

My Grandfather was called for jury service so he wrote back saying things like he couldn't wait to see the dirty scumbag and he wished he could hang them and all sorts of things to do with them being Sooka and putin merde ancoolie to them. He was told to forget about it.

My Grandparents had a cottage on an estate that the got for about £30 a year and they did that to keep people in these cottages so they stayed good and looked after as they were tied houses but there if  there was no one in them they would go into disrepair as they were tied cottages linked to workers on the estate so they asked more money and asked my grandfather what was as fair price in their eyes and he wrote back saying£30 a year.

If  you swear you don't do as well in life but if you swear in a foreign language.

A guy said to me "have you ever had a good old cry when you were mad for it so"  I tried it and made have a good old cry and once I started after a while I couldn't stop and it was very cathartic.

There was a time when I didn't believe I should ask for help and my toilet was blocked so I did it in bags and a guy came to see me and fix my toilet and he was cheeky so i grabbed a bag and shit in it and threw it in the bin and he looked worried 

by what I did and I also used to bury it in woods which was probably seen and thought to be drugs

There were toilet seats that were able to go five year replaced to save money and replaced every 5 months.