the eclectic steven paul hendry

 This is the end my friend Dutch pounds.

 People eat more healthy these days and more people are overweight it doesn't add up.

 Lu read Portsmouth blind eye.

 Gazza is a hybrid.

 Me and my brother were fighting with knifes and pokers one of which he bent over my head which I thought was good as it would make him the type of guy who never messed with him. There was a guy called Jamie who was in Carstairs as he was so dangerous and kept attacking people who were in a Satanic cult that believed in sacrifice in a weird scenario and he asked me if I believed in Magic and he wanted me to say something supernatural so I told he "I didn't as I wanted to think what I believed was magical and that I saw magic as normal and the nurses couldn't' t get him out of there fast enough.

 There's a bar that is on Portree harbour that has a hatch that every now and again falls down and the bars busy and it can easily chop peoples fingers off and there another bar that is there for all to see has a hatch on the serving side of the bar that people can fall into and I have never seen that.

 There was a guy called chess who had a girlfriend called bongo who was seriously tidy a and Chess and her had a thing they were both a bit older than me and he got all the hotties. I used to go about saying "bingo, bango, bongo and then in Carstairs these boys were playing Fifa on the X-box and they had written on the screen "bingo, bango, bongo". I didn't say anything as they are so stupid they think I would believe they invented it or everyone knew it which could be true as I invented words like The 6 degrees of Steven Maclean Game so people could have picked up on it but I don't think they knew what it means like I invented "Eeesk an ask an oosk a neesk" and I cant count the number of people who say they invented that.

 I am involved with an eclectic language site that takes up Esperanto and like the Germans wants to be the language of business as it is often talked about with people in Criminal hedonist classes and the poor wanting to get on. There was this guy called Chess who I kept saying "you scum, you slag' out of the Sweeney and he turned it round calling me "scum which didn't bother me as there was a song by The Dead Kennedys called 'Scum' and it just said that word and that was it got me up in lights and everyone knew me and Liked the film scum but the names I hated most were ceebsie and Cotton bud and fluff as it was to do with my hair which I never liked and my mates called me shenners as my name was S Hendry and they also called me shendwardo and shendry and it made me hard to fight as I was always fighting because people would say things about my hair.

 There was a guy on TV in adverts when I was in Carstairs who was said to be called Steven and I think it was Steven Maclean and he was seen as the thing he was best at and that was an advert actor and he might have used a nom de guerre.

 There are people in the ward who are robots who trying to control me as a robot to get me to give them my powers who are not happy with the ones I have given them and the ones the have got. and the try to get mew to do things like give the tongs so I can be said to be inappropriate because they got mew to do it so I think because I am aware that they want me to do this I should be a person who does not do what they want mew to do that is inappropriate so like joy toll et le famillie they can help me not to be bothered by this.

 When I was in Sales I met 3 people who claimed to be Psychic and there was a strange aura about them that was pleasant and it was 1st with a woman I changed over who and we talked, it was interesting and we left and my poor brother and started fighting with pick axe handles and he cut my ear and I went to see her with blood on my ear running down and I told her something was going on as she was a psychic robot she sent me to this hosteller who she said was a good Psychic who would help me as people were acting weird but I didn't know I was in a Weird Scenario and that the government was passing laws to try to mess my life up and she told me what I needed to know and this guy I told I hated Beasts and I was using my powers to mess their head up and he said "you are Jesus you cant mess with their minds" and appeared panicked and I then said "people are messing with with my mind at parties and he said "this is a Halloocination" he said in a weird way to annoy...

 There is a copper who arrested me many times but always got me out so I think that's a good guy who should sit on the Illuminate Council as well as being a Survivalists in his spare time. He is also the leader of the cult of the boar which is my Chinois sign. And some people call this guy Robot Cop like a car pound worker drummed out of the police but the new one doesn't like it but I don't know why as it means he might be a hero. This copper was the type of copper who would not bother with you behind the church if smoking puff and he would ask if you were a person who was holding if you weren't he would take your word for it and leave you alone. The last time I was in the cells I had a half ounce of tobacco and they left me alone with it and I was in because of the fact I buzzed gas and created a scene to make everyone think the war with Robots and Aliens was over and the filth turned up and this we guy jamp out a police car so I thought I would put on a show and Deck...

 You don't I believe get Door Canvassers as it is illegal and now people get Franchises where they sell gas electric and telecoms through family and friends and on the internet and it is good money especially amongst ethnic minority communities.

 Goofs.

 Some people think there was massive ancient nukes hundreds of times more powerful than new ones.  There is a tribe called the Cannelloni in Edinburgh who run the show and watch opprobrious people and who followed me s in a dream I had I was trying to escape them as they thought I was dodgy in the dream but in Edinburgh they didn't. In Glasgow it is the Rattatouie.

 In Amsterdam there is a nightclub that's all in the dark where people get in the buff and do the do with each other. There was a guy who was a good guy we called Pat Prick Wanker although he was liked and a guy was bulling him in our street so me, my brother and and Mad Dog 20 20 took turns to burst him for which he got us back in clubs and burst us one by one . The are looking for different ways to make people live forever and there is a cottage industry in this. I think people are doing this as a cottage industry and are called Immortalists.

 Sean Bean, Terry Christianson, Lee Evans and Chris Eubank I have met and they all seemed nervous in real life. Terry Christianson was a nervy person in real life in the old days on the word. They have good guys in Carstairs called the Hells Angels like where I am now.

 I had this Mate Campbell who was really good looking yet he didn't seem to have much luck with females as he had no confidence and he would bu and that was so drunk he was comatose and carried around the pubs in the streets of Edinburgh like the Grass market and once he was chatting up this absolute hottie who he didn't notice had Thalidomide and when the penny dropped he couldn't get away fast enough. I met a girl who had small arms and voices told me to talk to her but I didn't want to so I did and i told her at the end that they can create new arms that look like normal arms which have a tan effect and she loved it and Campbells wants to me her now.

 My Grandfather was quite narky at times like when she went to a jumble sale in the local school and she didn't see anything she wanted and bought a 50 pence Tupperware set that she bought to make it worthwhile and my Grandfather went on at her like she was an idiot so I would think she was only having fun and wanted her to leave her alone. I never have liked to mess with people's head but would if I had to say if they messed with mine. I write emails to people I call le etudients de la language through emails I charge £25 for. I used to go around functions for Dignitaries and go in to eat and drink le bu  boire pour free.

 I was in Glasgow in the homeless shelters run by the Sally Ann as in the Salvation Army and I was getting changed by my experiences and there was this guy I was friends with who was a real God of a man and I took tobacco off him trying to be clever and he noticed and that was my Friendship over and that's all there is to it There was another guy and daughter and wife who I met selling a box that was free but would make your bill 20$ cheaper and I didn't do well I felt as I sold 3 in two hours which was actually not bad as I made £60 in 3 hours and these people took 2 so I made £30 per hour and that is considered not good as you would expect £60 in an hour. There was a thing about it where a sale could make you £90 but you had to get them to agree to putting holes in your house and have a box fitted and it would get you a years free line rental then you had to pay it after a year so the only real benefit I could see was that you had a 20% discount on your phone plus one bill in...

 They used to sell what were called Eckies behind the bars of New York gay clubs and there were a lot of straight people would go for the music made better by what was stored in a jar in the bar and cost the same as a pint. Muscle Memory was the first time I had heard of such a thing as people of the same denomination would come up to you and say "do you want Muscle Memory"  and I would politely make my excuses and like a tree "go". I have practiced Nonanism for 352 days. There was a club in Amsterdam called Club Red where there was a guy who was doing the business in there and he had a stutter and let you try his wares for free as he reckoned the things he pedalled were so good you would come back for more and we seen him get a girl that was involved and there was a bag snatch on her but there was about 7 guys who were all over it straight away.

 If we didn't have the royal Family which is a name that sounds like my wee nieces and nephews who are the Royle Family Deacon Brodie Royle and we wouldn't have them as figure heads and we wouldn't have their faces on stamps which put in letters as books for family members.

 At a funeral I was at in Carstairs a nurse sneaked me a bottle of wine so that I could have a drink as he said there was a spell to stop me having a drink in Carstairs and I had a few sips at the funeral and he drank the rest.

 My mate Sethie boy who is now a teacher was visited by mates on holiday in Greece and he was a talking to his mates when we were all in the pub and he said that this guy had been in Greece on one of the islands and he he  and his pal were walking past a video shoot of their top star and the singer was getting covered in water L'agua and it was meant to look like rain and these guys walked in front of the star and and pulled a moonie to the crowd. The crowd went mental as it ruined the shoot they were to appear in and the police arrested these guys and took them to the cells till court where they charged them for water filled with salt and they had to go to court to see a brief who said to plead not guilty and ask for bail and then hire a boat and gnash off to the mainland, claim you have lost your passport and get out and never come back. So they did.

 I have started going back to the gym after a 6 week absence from throwing myself up during my sleep to land on my head twice and I was trying to top myself after a particularly bad dream. and I hurt my back bad but I planned to take 6 weeks off as I believed it takes 6 weeks to start putting weight on as that's what I always said as that's when I noticed a difference with the gym and that is if you stop for 6 weeks you don't lose muscle definition you put it on if you work out 6 weeks and I have started a demain and that is me thinking there is muscle memory at play here and I look forward to what the crack is in 6 weeks.

 There was a book my mate space cat gave me which was a comedy about The Matrix and it talked of the hero having a 3 week stiffie but a while later there was a guy in the papers that was said to have this problem. Grado is a top wrestler from Edinburgh who styles his fashion from Big Daddy. I used to apply for badges about wildlife after they had a thing to get you to send crisp packets that you would buy and a hundred would get you a multi pack of badges about wildlife and I would clean up the rubbish to get all the crisp packets that were finished with which I would clean and dry and send on and they thought it would be something you would do once but I did it 20 times and sold the badges in school. There were crisp packets walking down the road and a driver pulls up to them and said "do you need a lift lads" and one said "no thanks were walkers". Once I was in Holy town when this guy I thought was hitching waved to me so I used to regularly Hitchhike and I stoppe...

 A satellite has picked up a boat shaped rock that fits the criteria for a rock that was created by a boat that has petrified like a copper felt and it has normal boat dimensions that are not box like the ark. New Order were a brilliant band that had a depressed lead singer singer always singing about his anguish and troubles and then he started a course of Prozac and then he changed to singing how nice and rosy life was and he wasn't as successful I would say. The oldest make up ever found was found it a tomb in Egypt which was 12 000 years old and is known as kohl.  If a woman goes for an interview she wont be seen as seriously if she has a lot of make up on. When I was younger I would say words to people to affect them if they annoyed me I would say things to them words that I didn't like to use at certain situations I would use them to affect them such as "bon appetito". It wasn't just that I said that it was the prosody I used as were not just to annoy but to...

 It is said that the only thing on a human bodies which has no use is men's nipples but I would think it creates rapport between men and women and increases the attractiveness of a man as it would look weird to be without nipples like it does with three nipples as there probably are people without nipples and it would look weird and at school we heard stories of an old pupil without nipples but I never met him. Milk is known as a complete food as you can basically live on it and it contains a vitamin called B12 which you can't get in vegetarian meals.  I went to a hostel in Amsterdam with £70 which I persuaded the people running it to let me there for a week as they felt sorry for me and there was a few other homeless guys who used to get in the same room but we were moved about and there was a bar in The Flying Pig which had a younger crowd there also but I left the hostel I was in to stay in a campsite which seemed to be free. Chippies in Edinburgh used to serve as standard ...

 When it comes to my willage the person who is considered  to be the top man like John O'rourke is in holy town as it is with Donald Hugh and Avoch. I am pretty tough but nowhere near as tough as him. The golfer Rory MCilroy looks like the ex footballer Steven Maclean.

 There was a guy I was on ward with and he would say things like when he got out he would get his tongue split up the middle as it would allow him to operate the two half's independently and girls loved it when doing the do but he also said he was going to get his eyeballs tatted. This guy we called KP Nuts as he had the initials KP which I thought was cool and when he was in the ward we were told not to say it as it was derogatory but he loved it and she did too when we said why he was called KP. I thought I wouldn't get my tongue split as it was strange but the eyeballs I wouldn't touch unless it affected the eye sight. There was a guy would his at people if he thought they were going to grass him up for always trying to make out he was riding them during the night in Carstairs and he thought they would worry if he acted like a dangerous feral animal and we would grass him up for things to annoy him and some people even made things up. He would exhale air to try to make i...

 This is the first time I have written a blog without making mistakes without answers to asp there is no word for it like Corpo Spugnatious where you cant get a meaning that's genuine as there was a boy who used to walk out of eyesight in Carstairs and say he had been Time Travelling for millions of year but he was gone for seconds to us.

 I am watching the 'Blade' trilogy and the vampire fangs don't look any bigger than the fangs that people have in the real world especially in the teeth of doctors and nurses that I noticed there in Carstairs and my doctor had fangs on his lower teeth like my doctor Mack had which I pointed out to him as though he was a new breed and I never noticed it in patients although that doesn't mean they didn't have it. There are clubs in America for people who say they are vampires and people who donate their bodies for others to feed on they go outside and do the Wampyre do. It is claimed that the secret service have cameras so small the can be hidden in walls but I had a box fitted in the wall of my house but I had heard of one fitted to the wall of the white supremacists who said that they never killed the coloured chappie Steven Lawrence and they took them to court for what they said was evidence from a white box. We knew that people put cameras in the wall and we were ...

 More and more females are developing broken noses like in Carstairs they get danger money in case they get a broken nose like the men that are disfigured but the woman especially want it as they get a large payment like the men. Portuguese people call the body Corpoo as I think Latin is Corpus. I haven't onanized for one year and 300 days and I am asked do I feel like I want to all the time and I say "no" because if I just write my thoughts down and they go away.

 I think it is the Red Sea where there is so much salt that you can float in it if you don't move and it is landlocked and rubbish thrown into it circulates the whole sea once every hundred years. I t is thought the whole bible might possible be based around Moses and the parting of the waves as evidence shows this happened. the DS raided a place called the Calton Studies popular with both Hearts and Hibs casuals and they found a girl so dehydrated that she was drinking toilet water from the bowl as the club wouldn't give people water unless they bought it from them which was illegal for the Club to do and they had seized up the tap water in the toilet. My bruar and me would go out on the piss and wake up in the morning with our clothes on ready for work

 In Carstairs there was always people wanting things off you and juice was the favourite so to annoy people I took a 2 litre bottle of skoosh into the day room and there was a load of boys that were getting hyper as I had the juice and they were all going like "nice one". So I opened the juice and took a swally from the bottle and they were all suddenly on a downer and I just drank it. The hospital I'm in now I noticed a guy getting pressured for his juice and he said he had been drinking out the bottle and they didn't care. A boy said to me that he had juice to save for later and ha asked would I get out mine for that night and I basically said no and why doesn't he use his juice cette that nior. In Carstairs I was in a quite room and this guy who never gave me any thing and I had an unopened bottle of juice and this guy who said he wanted to be a concubine and he goes "can I get a sip of your juice" and I said "no" and he asked "please...

 I was in a club that had a night called pure and it was really good until a fight broke out and I pulled my belt of as it was group of dealers who thought I was dealing which I wasn't as I don't take drugs or sell them and the bouncers took my belt off me and the trousers were to big as I had spent 144 days looking for them and that is both my belts. But this guy in the venue was sitting at the bar as he held a guy with long hair like him and he held him on the ground as he kept kneeing the guy in the face and the bouncers told me he was a heavy dealer in the place linked to Hibs and Hearts casuals. So I went up to sort it out and this Dutch girl asked if I knew where she could have a smoke so I said in the club you can smoke as it was the venue that we were in and there was no tobacco ban as she wanted to mix it with her regular stuff . I went to a party and went to the toilet and there was a girl standing in the bar and I told her "you look so Androgynous" which I ...

 There was a fisherman where I lived who bought one hundred scratch cards and he went through them and took the winners back and he threw the losers in the bin so this guy went up to the bin and took them out and went through them he said there was one worth a hundred pound that had been thrown out and he put it away to buy another hundred.

 I am involved with the filth the gee also and we get rid of the reality of the choomose and we are here to party and go on holiday in this holiday planet run by Stacker humanoid. The masons used to do what was called the 3 degrees of knowledge learned over 9 years and there were about nine million masons doing it but now they are giving the 3 degrees of knowledge to people in their first day and now there are only 3 million masons. The beach in Benidorm wasn't as pure as they wanted so they came up with a plan to ship in fresh sand. The beach is like a seagulls wings and I walked from the clubs to the point of it which took ages and then I came to the tip to find myself another expanse of sand the same as the one I just walked along.

 One in four Scratch cards are winning cards but it is mostly of amounts like £1.

 I worked in Macdonalds in Princess street and there was a guy there who was a bit older than me and was involved with the Casuals and claimed Like John O'Rourke that he was a top man. Me and him went out drinking and my girlfriend of the time gave me 20 to 30 squid to go and we went to Buster Browns and the bouncers wouldn.t let me in or him so he stood on the door pretending to be a bouncer and the bouncers would let them in after he made out he was the bouncer and let them in. A few months later after we had both left Macadees and I went to Buster browns with my mate Harvey Smith and not the jocky as we went in as he let as in the casual who incidentally I would tell I was an 8 Tre Gangster which he wanted to be in and then we we were in the club while two of the biggest roided people from power lifting were with their girlfriends and one guy grabbed his bird by the hair and dragged her to the ground and no one not even the bouncers got involved but the casual guy said in such a...

 Guillame my old mate has mongel strength and is one of the hardest people when we were younger but he never fights as the presence of him is enough to stop it. In Snake town there is a bouncer who has created a top secret company called 'Hire a muscle@ in which Glen the owner goes around for people like dealers who the enforce debt collection activities and it is thought they are active with NF mercks and Ultras in the Ukraine. A top club was raided and they found a girl drinking out the bowl of the toilet she was so dehydrated and although it wasn't legal the taps were switched off. A burnt jobie is called a copperfelt and one was found in cave man days where a cave man had done it in a fire.

 There was a couple on TV with the program 'Rich kids of Instagram' and the guy got a false hello shoot set up for his Fiancée who thought she was going on the front cover of Hello and when she was being photo'd he turned up that it was all a ruse as he wanted her there so he could ask her for her hand in marriage and I thought that was weird as imagine doing that to your bird. It is possible that farting was the worlds first joke amongst cavemen but it is also thought that it was a gay come on amongst gay cave men. I watched a film called Fallow Field which was supernatural and had a brilliant ending and I thought a fallow field is a field where it has crops for four years and on the fourth year it is left to be recovered with no crops which is described as being fallow. There's a guy I know who is trying to make out not only is he on the register pour le chomose but he is now saying he isn't gay but he would go with a transgender and I was going to tell him someth...

 Females who are not as attractive but they do the do more to keep their fella.

 Muscle memory the term was first coined in the gay scene which many thought was coined in the bath houses of san Francisco and the fact there is a scene amongst the community to work it so it is not known as to whether it was said to be the fact like my Bruars and a hag he said that it means the ability to bounce back with working out after taking time off as my bruar will tell you it is a state of mind getting buff with his husband but it is not sure if the term muscle memory stems from a lot of gay activity which some press say can be a hundred comoings and goings a night and it is thought this is why Muscle Memory came about as the Spinkter becomes a memory and long gone is its twitching days awaiting pleasurement.

Farmers have a high suicide rate as they have access to guns and are isolated.  There was a seamstress in Carstairs who fixed garments for a pound.

 I told this couple who were proudly showing off their new flooring and I said something stupid in sales and that was that my mate Sinky Boy had bought second hand flooring off a school gym and a church that was deemed the best flooring you could get and they weren't happy and I realised to take care but when I got panel flooring I wasn't bothered about cost and wanted the regular stuff and I thought it looked great especially while my bedsit I was in at the time and it was clean. There was a house I was in where the man of the house said he had been away which obviously meant jail so I instantly signed the contract 4 or 5 times as I though he could see it. I felt really stupid doing that especially as I did it in different signatures and names. My mate Pringers had a father who was a policeman and he could be said to be the exception to the rule and be a member of the 8 tre gangsters and the cult of the bruar. as he no longer works. Pringers father helped him out and he built ...

 If you walk down rose street you will if you look up you will see side mirrors from cars I plant boxes and I was told this was women looking for business.  Fabio was the top male model in the world and was on a British rollercoaster in the world and a seagull flew into his face and broke his nose which was a weird thing to happen to him as he needed his nose so much. The world is now known as a global village due to the internet and even Amazonian villages are  going on line as there is no longer laws for certain tribes sopping the west from getting involved with them as they approach the influence of the west to embrace it.

 The night before I left school to go to Butlins to work I told my mates I wouldn't give a fuck to be away from them as I didn't like them anyway which was me drunk and either joking or romantising to make the miss me but I was a grade A bendokco as they were bonne hommes. i shouldnt have said that as they were a good bunch. I never knew Mylie Cyrus was once Hannah Montana but she is a really good singer and artist especially with the term cant stop wont stop and Taylor Swift creates a good effect as I copied it from the Gangster Monster from South central I think in Compton and wrote it all over Snake Town.

 I was asked if I wanted to go out with a barmaid by the old DJ from Moray firth radio and I said she is to old for me even though she was younger than me but what it was I felt she was good looking but the truth is she was not what I was hoping for as I wanted the best I thought I would get if I knocked back ones until I was getting the likes of Mylie Cyrus which people are saying is too young which I think they wouldn't mind if they got it and I reckon  an 80 year old guy would like girls in their twenties like the club owner Ronnie whose the bruar of Wayne Roonie and he can get girls in Ibiza. But I'm not interested in such things now as I am getting old. There is a girl who competes in Diving competitions and she can stay under for 13 minutes plus ands when I ran I would try to increase lung capacity by timing myself under water and I got to 2 and a half minutes. # i was working in a sales company and they wanted to start up a franchise in Madrid and the bosses asked did a...

 Retail will never die.

 Kiecsza made a video of people dancing through the streets and a nurse at Carstairs said she done it in 2 takes but the music program DJ said that it was done in one take and you couldn't see any flaw in it to suggest otherwise. I told a nurse that I  was watching a program by Social media Influencers called 'Rich kids of Instagram and this giant of 6 foot 8 said "are you into that sort of thing" I didn't bother to tell him it was entertainment of people in their twenties getting things like hair transplants and people getting married and I don't onanise and have not done so for 1 year  and 349 days and I certainly wasn't to that and they weren't so beautiful the females that I thought I had to do it as when I last did it was to my keyworker in Carstairs that was older that me and this nurse who was in her 30 plus and had a broken nose which I never noticed till she told me and I don't know what I was thinking this but I like imperfection which I ...

 There is a NF mofo called J A who runs the illuminate amongst these types of people like bouncers. Tutto all these people are terminators and gods. I had a car bonnet fitted to a car that was not of the right specifications and I was driving down a road to a job in an Enterprise company and the bonnet whipped bag over the windscreen and I had to pull over onto the verge and I drove back to my mothers with no bonnet which me and my grandfather picked up later. As I was driving a bus passed and the driver couldn't believe what he saw as it is illegal to drive without a bonnet in case somebody goes in to the engine. Once I was  at this party and there was a a girl doing the do with a guy and I left in my Willage when the girl appeared and and walked past me so I said nothing and went up took her hand said rein and we walked to her car did the do on her car and then when we finished she got off the bonnet and went into her car and drove away. In university you were told where to ...