I told this couple who were proudly showing off their new flooring and I said something stupid in sales and that was that my mate Sinky Boy had bought second hand flooring off a school gym and a church that was deemed the best flooring you could get and they weren't happy and I realised to take care but when I got panel flooring I wasn't bothered about cost and wanted the regular stuff and I thought it looked great especially while my bedsit I was in at the time and it was clean.

There was a house I was in where the man of the house said he had been away which obviously meant jail so I instantly signed the contract 4 or 5 times as I though he could see it. I felt really stupid doing that especially as I did it in different signatures and names.

My mate Pringers had a father who was a policeman and he could be said to be the exception to the rule and be a member of the 8 tre gangsters and the cult of the bruar. as he no longer works. Pringers father helped him out and he built a house which was a weird angle as it was down a lane opposite the side door of a pub. He drives some sort of fancy car like a Pontiac Firebird.

20 years ago in London you could rent a sofa for £50 a week and t was often advertised in the papers.

Waste food is 2 and a half times the size of an Olympic swimming pool every day and I told a nurse that even he didn't fill up that amount with as he was big and not particularly overweight and was a proper Sentinel. And the amount of gold fills up 2 and a half Olympic swimming pools in the world even though gold goes well and it is said that a note is a promissory not that is covered by gold and you can hand it in to collect gold but no bank will do that.

Positive symptoms of Schizophrenia are things like hallucinations which people get when mad with it and this reality makes them believe weird things the see in the world they never seen before and it has an effect on the mind when not mad for it. Negative symptoms of Schizophrenia are becoming withdrawn.

I think it was Marylin Manson who got a rib out of either side so he could perform oral functions on himself. One star maybe the same one got his beard extrolicised and it is said that every guy who does this regrets it.

My teacher kinky told me to sell a pen to him so I said that "he should write his name on a piece of paper" and he asked for his pen and I said "that's me given you a pen". Another time I wrote an essay on the first world war and I misquoted the line "squeeze them till their pips squeak" and Kinky said nothing when i wrote "squeeze them by the pips until they scream" 

There was another time when I was forced to write an essay on cricket and I couldn't be bothered with is so I wrote 'rain stopped play' and he found it so funny he let it pass.

The last time kinky ever used the belt was on me when he belted one hand and told me to give him my other and I said just continue with that hand.

The last time i seen kinky ha was standing as he did everyday watching us all as we went for our buses and he stood there as I left my final exam and I said "Mr Lorrain" his name Keith Lorraine. and I sad "thank you for all your help over the years, I couldn't have done it without you" and he goes "really?" and I goes "did you fuck" and gave him the bird, i will give him his dues he found that funny.