I had this Mate Campbell who was really good looking yet he didn't seem to have much luck with females as he had no confidence and he would bu and that was so drunk he was comatose and carried around the pubs in the streets of Edinburgh like the Grass market and once he was chatting up this absolute hottie who he didn't notice had Thalidomide and when the penny dropped he couldn't get away fast enough.

I met a girl who had small arms and voices told me to talk to her but I didn't want to so I did and i told her at the end that they can create new arms that look like normal arms which have a tan effect and she loved it and Campbells wants to me her now.