There was a guy I was on ward with and he would say things like when he got out he would get his tongue split up the middle as it would allow him to operate the two half's independently and girls loved it when doing the do but he also said he was going to get his eyeballs tatted. This guy we called KP Nuts as he had the initials KP which I thought was cool and when he was in the ward we were told not to say it as it was derogatory but he loved it and she did too when we said why he was called KP. I thought I wouldn't get my tongue split as it was strange but the eyeballs I wouldn't touch unless it affected the eye sight.

There was a guy would his at people if he thought they were going to grass him up for always trying to make out he was riding them during the night in Carstairs and he thought they would worry if he acted like a dangerous feral animal and we would grass him up for things to annoy him and some people even made things up. He would exhale air to try to make it seem he was laughing weird as I said to "him why do you pretend to laugh like that" and he said "I am just having fun". Then he told me to call him Big Al so I called him Big Allan just to annoy him.