It is said that the only thing on a human bodies which has no use is men's nipples but I would think it creates rapport between men and women and increases the attractiveness of a man as it would look weird to be without nipples like it does with three nipples as there probably are people without nipples and it would look weird and at school we heard stories of an old pupil without nipples but I never met him.


Milk is known as a complete food as you can basically live on it and it contains a vitamin called B12 which you can't get in vegetarian meals. 

I went to a hostel in Amsterdam with £70 which I persuaded the people running it to let me there for a week as they felt sorry for me and there was a few other homeless guys who used to get in the same room but we were moved about and there was a bar in The Flying Pig which had a younger crowd there also but I left the hostel I was in to stay in a campsite which seemed to be free.


Chippies in Edinburgh used to serve as standard Chips with Salt and Vinegar while in Glasgow they served salt and sauce which was the norm there.

I was in the cells when I was lifted for starting a fire and that kept me warm but I was happy to get locked up and the Doctor thought I was alright and I told him if he got me in the hospital I would give him £20 quid so I told him if he filled in my notes to get me a couple a hundred a week I would give him it off then in the hospital s o he did. That was 30 years ago and I don't look at my money but I think I get £500 a week as I tell people I am secret squirrel.


There was an Agony Aunt for the local press who lived next door to me and she let her small dog do poops all over the stair well and I saw it and it's arse was hanging out so I put a letter in her door addressed to the papers to clean up the mess from her prolapsed dog whose farter which was hanging out.


There is a game called The 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon which links in 6 degrees every game with every actor in the world ands I think there should be a new one called the 6 Degrees of Steven Maclean as I think it could connect him to every footballer in the world.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

 There are these people called the Fletchers who have a massive TV Ariel and the biggest house and they had die their mother and that was of cancer and I think it was blood cancer the type called leukaemia and before she died she won the lottery and they kept to themselves and then one day the two sons turned up with demi johns of cider so we drank with them at a place called to corner which was the hub for people to hang out and there was a public pay phone. They were full of tales about how they were getting ships to come into harbour with Scrumpy Jack they were good guys but we never seen them again. There was a guy called 'Junior' as he was named after his dad and his dad had played Rugby for Scotland and Junior was the best rugby player in the school despite the fact he was the smallest person in our year and he did seriously well with the girls. Any way I digress as he was sent to a boarding school and di alright with his life and work. There was a guy in our running club...
Read more
 Me and my brother were fighting with knifes and pokers one of which he bent over my head which I thought was good as it would make him the type of guy who never messed with him. There was a guy called Jamie who was in Carstairs as he was so dangerous and kept attacking people who were in a Satanic cult that believed in sacrifice in a weird scenario and he asked me if I believed in Magic and he wanted me to say something supernatural so I told he "I didn't as I wanted to think what I believed was magical and that I saw magic as normal and the nurses couldn't' t get him out of there fast enough.
Read more