I was asked if I wanted to go out with a barmaid by the old DJ from Moray firth radio and I said she is to old for me even though she was younger than me but what it was I felt she was good looking but the truth is she was not what I was hoping for as I wanted the best I thought I would get if I knocked back ones until I was getting the likes of Mylie Cyrus which people are saying is too young which I think they wouldn't mind if they got it and I reckon  an 80 year old guy would like girls in their twenties like the club owner Ronnie whose the bruar of Wayne Roonie and he can get girls in Ibiza. But I'm not interested in such things now as I am getting old.


There is a girl who competes in Diving competitions and she can stay under for 13 minutes plus ands when I ran I would try to increase lung capacity by timing myself under water and I got to 2 and a half minutes.

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i was working in a sales company and they wanted to start up a franchise in Madrid and the bosses asked did any one know Spanish and this guy said he did and asked him "Dos Cerveca por favor" and he got it but he told me he didn't really know anything and winged after learning as much as he could for two weeks.

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