There was a book my mate space cat gave me which was a comedy about The Matrix and it talked of the hero having a 3 week stiffie but a while later there was a guy in the papers that was said to have this problem.

Grado is a top wrestler from Edinburgh who styles his fashion from Big Daddy.

I used to apply for badges about wildlife after they had a thing to get you to send crisp packets that you would buy and a hundred would get you a multi pack of badges about wildlife and I would clean up the rubbish to get all the crisp packets that were finished with which I would clean and dry and send on and they thought it would be something you would do once but I did it 20 times and sold the badges in school.

There were crisp packets walking down the road and a driver pulls up to them and said "do you need a lift lads" and one said "no thanks were walkers".

Once I was in Holy town when this guy I thought was hitching waved to me so I used to regularly Hitchhike and I stopped but it turned out he was trying to get a taxi so I was heading to Glasgow to get a puff off hookers who ended getting me jellies but with him I didn't know what to do and he gave me £3.50 so It didn't cost me out so it paid the petrol but I never stopped like that again.

Rave comes from the Natzi's tribal music which stems from Cavemen music as they sat about nutted which is something you no longer see as it is now a nasty scene.

Vampire legends stem from Vampire Bats which suck blood to live on.