I was in a club that had a night called pure and it was really good until a fight broke out and I pulled my belt of as it was group of dealers who thought I was dealing which I wasn't as I don't take drugs or sell them and the bouncers took my belt off me and the trousers were to big as I had spent 144 days looking for them and that is both my belts. But this guy in the venue was sitting at the bar as he held a guy with long hair like him and he held him on the ground as he kept kneeing the guy in the face and the bouncers told me he was a heavy dealer in the place linked to Hibs and Hearts casuals. So I went up to sort it out and this Dutch girl asked if I knew where she could have a smoke so I said in the club you can smoke as it was the venue that we were in and there was no tobacco ban as she wanted to mix it with her regular stuff . I went to a party and went to the toilet and there was a girl standing in the bar and I told her "you look so Androgynous" which I thought meant she looked like a robot as I believed in robots and she said "I will take it as a compliment." We started kissing so I was happy even though she did look androgynous and we arranged to meet but it never happened.

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