There was a Sumo Wrestler who was the top guy at what he did and he was from Hawaii.


My mother took me and my bruars et sorrelles to Butlins and we went 5 times as it was a lot of fun as there was always something to do. When I was 17 I seen an advert for workers  and I applied and got the job and I went to Skegness to work and It was brilliant but workers could only get in to the club with a special pass that you got recommended by the boss and I got them no bother as the boss liked me and I went to the club every night as I would sell seafood in the clubs and security would get off me a prawn cocktail off me for free and once I got in with some boys from Skegness and they had someone who was opening the fire exit so we could get in but the security had wind of this and were waiting in the toilet and they caught me but I lived in the row of the security sheds and I was told to get away from security. The reason Ii lived in security line was because these guys were giving me a hard time as I was Scottish and I went to see the people who were in charge of this and one of the guys giving me a hard time came in and demanded a double room with a single bed and she said she would look out for it and I told her why I was wanting to move and I never told her about this guy and she gave me a single room with a double bed and I thought 'the good old black isle charm strikes again' as she was a real goddess and liked me but not him.


Three of these boys got me alone and grabbed me so I just went with it until another guy ran away and I got these 2 and fought my way free and they never bothered me again. 

I went to the showacks with a hangover and the people doing them cause we were staff they put grease on the tracks of the waltsers and I begged the guy to stop but he kept spinning us and I felt sick abut they wouldn't stop and when I spewed they were really angry but I thought it was their fault as I was obviously hungover and I went round the side to be sick and they had to clean.


I am watching Kickboxer retaliation which has mike Tyson in it who is the guy with the facial tattoo in 'the hangover'.

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