There was a census taken and it is said that the average household has £500 pounds savings. I believed that I was going to get £500 pounds from a God I was beginning to believe in. I bought a lottery ticket and Stevo Grant asked if I was expecting money and I said "maybe". I got a job and I was getting £500 to £800 every week and that was 25 years ago when they worked the average savings were £500.

When I worked in that job I looked the part and I was all  muscles from weight training I wore a suit and I was the top man totally into the psychology of sales. There was a guy I signed over who asking me how long it took to change gas to lecky and I said "6 weeks" 5 weeks later he came to me rather pissed off and he asked why it wasn't 6 weeks like he asked so I told him I would go and phone the company for him and they said it would be 6 weeks after the sign up which was one week away and he was happy again and little things like that I was on top of. There was a time when something went wrong and the guy said "I have a gut feeling about this so I go on my instincts" and lo and behold something went wrong.

There was a guy who made his living going to conventions to give talks on gas and electric and we sat and talked and he was totally impressed by what I knew and he said I knew more than him.

There was a time when I was with a girl a good bit younger than me and I said in my head about a Scratch card that if I am going to make 101 million pound I would win on the scratch card a £100 and It cost me a pound.

The US is the favourite accent for singers to sing in and on the program undaetables there was to guys who were at the age of both 6 who spoke in American accents who are now speaking it as adults and that's because of films.

I walked into a garden as there was two gas agents fighting and me with the electricity I stepped over them and there was a guy already there and there was a guy with both crying about needing his bonus to feed his kids and he went and I came and got her to change the deal over to me as I told her he was always doing that as he was into gambling and was an addict. there was a guy that people thought was as good as me as he needed the money for the bookies and he was a high pressure salesman and one third of his deals got cancelled and with me there was none so i did better as mine were good deals and his weren't.

In snake town there is a dance move called the Donna after my ex she was so good.

I lived in Holytown and there was this weird wee lorry driver gang that was a total freak and he would phone chat lines to meet girls and he was always doing it and he would meet ugly middle aged house wives.

At my school there was two people brother and sister who had foster parents who changed and they changed the kids names.

I have seen in the saes two houses that are so lazy they leave Christmas decorations up all year round.

My mate Sinky boy was a person who got a car from his family to run a round on and he went through some back roads on the day he got it and had a head-on collision.

Me and my grand pops used to make dog kennels and sell them to people for £50.