When we were kids I would be told that Mark Almond kept his body stomach cavity filled with a pint of seminal fluid at all times and then later I heard this on TV. 


When at Uni I was told twice from different people and they said that there was a guy who met a girl and woke up 4 days later with a kidney removed and 2 different people told me this and it was the same story. There was another story told again by 2 different people and that was that a guy was in a flat share and he woke up to find himself lethargic and then one day he found himself waking up getting a gay guy doing the do with him. and he took him and threw him out of a third storey window and he was crippled and as I said two people said this.


There was a guy at Embra uni who was doing chemistry and he would steal what I think was chloroform and he would breathe it at night to go to sleep and it was in a plastic bag and then on the last time he breathed it in a the bag got sucked in and he suffocated and he was found with his chest sucked in.


In Carstairs you can get any drug you wanted but it is all top secret and hush hush and you can get better quality stuff than you got with the start of the rave generation in times like 1989. all guys called wee bry I call bry guys and make them believe they are gods as I am that powerful wwwoooooo.

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