My old mate Stevie Macadee was inundated with pervy phone calls after I wrote his phone number on the bus station toilet wall and I wrote 'sock fun wanted, public hangings here' 

Who the fuck is Darkie Smith is he a Drummond or a Stewart.


A couple of days ago I talked about people going missing and turning up with organs missing and yesterday I watched 'Paradise lost' which was about such practises. In India people get money to give organs as they have an eye removed, if they have two of an organ they give away one for money and it makes me feel weird as it is barbaric but they after a while become on well as this body doesn't operate as it is meant to.


There was a guy who said to me at school "at least I'm better looking than you" which I found funny as he wasn't, this was a guy called Gavin Finlayson who had weird wiry hair all curly and uneven it was even worse than Kinky's hair  and then a guy said it to me also from School in a club called 'the club' where everyone was going mad for it and we were talking at the bar and he said "at least I'm better looking than you' which he was.

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