I used to sleep up Arthurs seat when it was September and all I wore was a t shirt shorts and a Lion Rampant down me back inside my t shirt and out a la derriere. All I would do was eat things like a pack of demerara sugar and it made me feel really god .

My mate Steven Macdonald of which I knew 3 and he was in the papers for something to do with a knife which he said involved a knife and 16 year old girls but the papers said it was just him either without a knife and 16 year old girls and the police said didn't involve a knife and he said he went to the police station and kicked off and they said he "have you got a knife Steven" and he said he did and took it out but someone else gave a third story which I am not sure of.

We had a teacher at school called Mr Drummond who would talk and flehm would build up at the side of his mouth and he let me and Pringy use a room to study History and he stopped and made a vague reference to it in class but we filled a condom with spittle which we put in his jacket pocket.