There was a tube train that your not supposed to do and I am not breaking the rules as I write it but it is the fact that there is a tube that takes one hour from Britain and to New York 

There are more people out of Scotland than that says they are Scottish than Scots in Scotland.

I knew this guy who wanted to see if he could do what Syd Barret done every day he was like an Acid Head Ernie and he was fucked and couldn't speak properly until he stopped.