When I was at school any one could get a girlfriend 2 years younger than them but it was cool to get a girlfriend two years older that you as that was what classed you as a person who had achieved something.

There was a film called last tango in Paris where Marlon Brando goes to his girlfriend to go and get the butter and then he puts it on her ass and then rides her. I signed my giro over to my stepfather and he spent £8 of my money on things like butter and I said nothing so the same day I needed butter so I asked for some butter and they didn.t want to give me it so I wrote on the village wall. 'I call this last tango in Paris as the arsehole was so tight it needed all the butter'. There was a time when he was younger he said to my sister "what's that under your top". I was annoyed so years later I said it to his daughter, my sister and he didn't like it. I'm just telling you this Toll so you know why I said it.

You can get waterproof cars now so that people cant get hurt in flash floods or tsunamis they can also be padded inside.

There's a guy hoping to get hoping there's a straightener as the staff in certain people like Carstairs don't really care.

The health Scotland is experiencing right now will take a backwards torn when vapes disappear.