When me and my girlfriend split up I gave her a 2 and a half inch knife for safety.

My wee nieces came to see me and I gave them a bottle of flavoured water  to drink and they were able to share it with their gran my mum who we call gaga and joy and my little sister had some as she was their mother and I call Kaz or Casandra Jane Mackintosh which I have done all my life and I now know it is not her name but the kids were up to high dough and rolling off the wall and wee newt was going "na na na na" as she took her sweats offer until her mother told he to give it back and wee Gemimma Puddle Duck picked he plant as did her sister and there was no arguing as they all picked the one they wanted out of the 3 and they picked different one's and were all happy two of them wanted the plants that cost £7.50 and Gemima Puddle duck wanted the  one I was short by 70 pence as it was £3 but was my favourite as the gardens section were going to give me a £7.50 plant for free but I wanted the Cactus which was my favourite and i thought it would be liked.