One in 300 foreigners in Russia are murdered.

De gloving is a thing where in an industrial accident or equivalent rips the skin off the hand and one guy had to have his hand put in his stomach to grow the skin back safely.


I met a guy in the jail who had stolen a gun from his army days and went on to kill a waiter with it.


everyone who smokes dies from it with tobacco but not vapes which they plan to ban either because they believe they are witches or because they are smoked by one 8 year old as their parents et them but you get that with everything.


I asked a boy what the best three words are what if you say them to a girl and he said what I used to think it was and he said "I love you", so I said "it is 'you've lost weight'".


Bollywood copy films for the Indian market and they copy them exact with all the blockbusters.

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