There was a night club in Dingwall where Ross county comes from although I don't think is a club Steven Maclean may have come from but he would have gone to The Club called 'The Club' and it was full of guys straight out of work in oily overalls and boots and covered in oil and smelling of grease getting mad for it on dooffers.

Alcohol is the only drug you can die coming off of as my old CPNayvals told me as my girlfriend was an alcoholic.

I am 152 years old and pretend to be 52.

I met a girl who was a trainee solicitor and she said that every 6 minutes she would document what she had done for the last 5 and charged by the minute like the cyber café in Aberdeen which charges for ever 6 minutes.

Coral reefs are 1 3rd smaller now than before which is a problem but they can create new reefs with military equipment.

Once in Greece I found loads of worms, like hundreds of them swarming over something which I couldn't see and then at the same time there was a migration of ants from one whole to the next.

In this place with the insects there were tortoises in the bushes of the campsite and we held them up and took photo's of them it was illegal to take them into Britain but they are worth a £100 but I think they were and are illegal as pets as they outlive the owner as they live 250 anee.