I came from a parallel universe to  hide out from the heavens as I knew if I got clever enough to punch the right keys I could live forever and I would be supernatural and the doors would open up to me and the doors would open up to me. Last night in my dreams I thought ghosts and spirits would carry me around like in the Olley Murs video and maybe them as they were invisible. This guy started a fight with me as I had gone into a club and I was leaving this guy the bouncer said I was shouting "I am Steven Hendry secret agent". What had happened was this guy David Skiach didn't like that I wrote about 'a hag' as it was a gay club and the  reason I was in this club was to see if my gay brother was around and this bouncer was saying 'a hag' meant 'anti homosexual action group' but I said it may seem against homosexuals but really it's for them but it still didn't stop a fight between me and two bouncer with a stookie on because I had a bouncer in a Pakistani hotel hit me on the head with a bouncer as I wanted to go in to the hotel bar.


There's is a girl I know called tams who I wanted to say at a party of mine "you are always welcome here" but I blurted out "you are always he re when there's a freebie" which she wasn't as I wasn't even thinking it like a robot I blurted it out when I wanted her to know I welcomed her into my house. It was really embarrassed and I done it again and said "Do you walk around say to yourself your hot" and I realise what I just said and said "Because you are that hot" which she was

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