There was a guy in Carstairs who had dementia and he was there for a couple of weeks as they had nowhere to put him and then he would do things like try to change the channel when it was playing Rangers and Celtic and The head Nurse who wore a black top would say he is ill he has a right to do what he does so I said "what a bout my right to watch the football" as there was only like two minutes to go. She took the remote off him then I wrote a spell hundreds of pages long about Bear Grylls and his favourite Beveridge as in pee pee. And at the same time took breaks to read the sport pages, and this guy said to her "are you going to let him do that" so I said to the head nurse Kimbo "do you mind  if I read the papers" as though I was seriously asking he permission and "she said "yes" as though not sure what to say and Davo the Taylor burst out laughing as he knew exactly what I had done and it was funny.


My wee niece was wanting to sit on my lap and she was about two so I took her on my knee and touched chest stroking her as she was young and young people respond well to touch as they become stronger and happier and more able to stave off illness but the other kids I wouldn't do that as I think they would not respond well to this and the younger one and I also did a hypnotic technique to put her in trance by stroking a half circle on her forehead.

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