This guy said to me when I went for a jobbie and he was the sort of guy who would be creepy and watch you when you did push ups and he said that he thought some transsexuals were attractive. and  he would walk to you to annoy you but I thought his spell was destroyed as I never got out the way and he always did and then he said to me why don't you name you jobbies after me so I did and he didn't like it so last night I blocked the toilet with a massive John Brown. 

Like the japs aye would say borrox.

There was a guy that was wee who kept doing things like touch my hair from behind so after a few times I turned around and smacked his head. He was in arts and crafts with me and he said to me "why don't you paint a picture of a jobby" so I painted a big three coiler and called it an Eddie Coiler and Said "that's your creator that is. It also had flies buzzing about with steam coming off.

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