There was a nurse who made 13 inappropriate comments in Carstairs and one was "why don't you come over here and swallow what I give you" The last time he said anything he said "do you want me to spray you with my deodorant. I said "fuck off you weirdo. After that he left as he knew I would grass cause he was a beast. He used to say that in another ward the patients used to call him Grumpy and he planned on getting a tattoo saying this but what he wanted was a fonze from me but I never gave him it as I thought he was a dick and then this women got it a tat on her arm as she called him grumpy and it was in the papers. I now call a guy called Jamesy grumpy as it is NLP, Nuero Linguistic Programming

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