There was a guy called Johnny Allen who was totally off his head who said he would help me out after this girl scored and  took what was rightfully mine and he as in Johnny Allen was a person who was able to say "I will just get changed and grab Betsy" which was what he called his baseball bat and this was the first time I had met him and we went to village and he was getting hyper then the Minister came out and he started to square up with him and bizarrely the minister was up to it. I thought I am getting away from this to get mad for it and then a bus came going and I jamp on it and left the big man there and he was a left and not going to the hottest party in the highlands but I knew he would kick off as he was hopped up on soda stream. This National Front guy phoned me for Doofers so I invited him up to the party to see how we  wanted him there cash on return to see if he could be a person that came back and was handy to know as he was good for business and a good guy to know especially with his National Front connections even if we didn't get involved with the politics and we get on and both got into business and were heavily involved with each other especially as I gave up getting mad for it and got into fitness then one day me and my Bruar Barry Buckets were walking along and big JA was driving past and he shouted Hendry you owe me a tenner as I had something like this going on and so did my bruar and he got confused as there was something similar with my Bruar and J A  and me and with J a and mon bruar and it was my bruar il parle avec et je suis parle ancoolie in chechy mato, Ching dowd. So J A pulled over dans ills voiture et jumps out and then in the middle of Snake town me and J A are fighting et il est fort et fortasse trop stark por mois as ille est une corpus body builder and et I do a bit to and were fighting and I got him around into a doorway and he grabs my collar pulled me down and next I am Kissing his knee and the point was made and he backed off and he is giving me lip and I spat blood on him and no tenner's were in dispute that got paid. I seen him three months later and he is a big guy in this club national Front the works and like all the bouncers Stark and he comes up to me and by now I am really big and he comes up and I say "I have no problem with you J A".  We shook hands and there was no longer a problem. Johnny Allen is a good guy and is loyal with those who are his fiends and the last I heard he got 12 years for kidnaping.

People find this hard to play but there is a way to cheat at odds and evens the game where tow people toss a coin and you take it in turns to call odds and evens depending if you call odds you and your opponent have to call what it is as in if you call it odds you must have a head and a tail and if you call it evens you and le autre person must avais  either both heads or both tails but I used to make good money by cheating at school and I would watch what my opponent did as the coin spun to get sealed under his hand land it on my hand taking a quick look at the way the coin fell down so that judge what I thought it was going to be and then I would look at mine and I won every game like this and once at a cross country meeting I took £6 off a person including his money for dinner so I had to lend him 60 pence to get to eat.

It is known that criminal punishments are effective if done and doled out near the crime in time but there is much more recidivism if they punishment is not applied for a long time as it is not really a 'Short Sharp Shock'. 

We were in the cathedral in the Royal Burgh of Fortrose smoking a joint when PC Law came in and he asked what we were up to so Johnny Allen gave him cheek and for a guy so muscly he bounced up onto two feet very svelte and Gazelle like and PC Law for some reason was worried and backed off and we finished the joint when PC Law left.

I had an unpleasant feeling like my thoughts were tickling my mind which made me laugh all the time even though it was unpleasant and then I read a book on the mind which called it 'tickly thoughts' and then it stopped.

I read a book on the mind that people can feel different things like they want to cry but they feel a feeling like anger at the same time. And they can feel happy but want to cry as though there are different feelings at different odd parts of the body. I read that and went to the police shops and i felt like I was straight down the middle of the abdomen on one side was feeling normal and on the other side was felling empty.

They say that something odd has been discovered and that is that the taller people are the more money they make but they think the laws of statistics say that the law of averages dictates that a trend like this will mean that it happens within things like this and it could be said if it wasn't the stock exchange it would be somewhere else.