I'm Adam ant I went insane as the Adam and the Ants lead singer develop Schitzophrenia Boom Boom. 

Ant and Dec choose the word decadant to get their names changed at birth like me.


My girlfriend caught me Onanizing to Patsy Kensit in Absolute Begginers. Iam one hudred days short of two years which I note to meet targets.


In Britain you get hash called 'Petrol' and Hash called 'diesel' They come from bags bursting in petrol tanks and diesel tanks and I bought one soaked I petrol which was called deisel and one soaked deisel which was called petrol. I would think the people buying it were getting for about dirt cheap prices. I bought sticky for one ten an Oscar which I took back and which I had given him it for 100 when he gave it to me for £110 as I had smoked some of it. My mater was a naive young girl and in those days people went to the beach naked and were running about iun the buff but my sapfather of the time was keen on taking our clothes and discipling us and my stepfather now is an example of how a stepfather should but the old stepfather I s graet guy and not dodgy at all as the stepfather before was a bendecko and his weirdness but what he was into put me off loving sexually a man again.

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