My brother buzz was a sapper in the army who was a sapper and he was a person whom took his own life it was claimed and I didn't believe as I thought he was to cool to be doing that as I heard he was in Bosnia and he told me this as I got the impression he was badly affected by the army as people would shoot at his base compound  at him and his colleagues and he would go out on sorties to find snipers and people breaking the Geneva convention. And they also went out to find bodies, his worst thing about the job, and one that he did to help Muslims after the Muslims had been fighting the Bosnian Serbs and they had to mop up and help rape victims. Whole villages would be destroyed and at one time they had to stand by as Bosnians Serbs had gone around following buses which took people that were claimed to be prisoner of wars but they could only make sure that there was no human rights abuses as they wanted to stop them but the generals said international law couldn't get involved as It was no longer peace keeping as they was called with their blue hats a picture I still have till today.

This trooper I know called Forbes as he was depressed and hew staid in for 4 years which IU thought was cool as it was something to boast about and there was this girl going out with Forbess brother but she wanted me to watch but I wasn't into it as I fought that when they started I could shag her and if I did I thought I'm so good he would be dingeyed to the side and i would get it on but we all backed out.

This boy Forbes the older brother of another boy and he got in with my school mate Sinko who had a large cranium which means that he would be cleverer than the normal rates of intelligence which he displayed as he had a bigger brain and then this boy incidentally called him Tefal after the Tefal boffins for a brand of tea who were said to be needing these boffins with the large brains that showed rather large craniums and this boy didn't like this which he rightly should of as this boy called Neil said this to him and he my mate Sinky immediately head butted him to the ground so that he was fucked and didn't know what happened and we  all fucked off as people just walked around him and I wound him up about this and before he left I told him he will probably do that to you every time someone says it to him and he did and I was the only one to say it to him and he never got him back when I said it to him and then every time any one else did Sinky would get him back by headbutting him unless this guy Neil young got them and had a fight with them. Sinky boy is doing well in Dubai as a architect which he went to do as he is in one of the growth areas of the world and he has made millions and the heat he is loving the heat with him and his missus. And I met him a long while back as he was running a skiff with the Fifth Cavalry which was going through marshlands fighting for the Peshmerga in marshes with one of their thousands of armies and I think he's in a militia and bri guy got me involved. And before this he had a band which I have diverged from called scooter who had a 140,000 pound recording contract and this guy I talk about this one who stayed in a room for four years which I think is awesome and he when he came out had gone to Sinky Boys gig and said he wanted to play but what happened was in the middle of songs Trooper Forbes had pulled out these mad riffs and it was a no go as far as Sinky concerned and it was i think Creation records was there label and they didn't like it and said if it doesn't stop they would get dropped.

Sinky boy told trooper Forbes that If happened again they would get dropped and also at the same time he had to change the name as Scooter the German dance band Scooter was going to take them to court and they changed it to toaster and had the moto "its a mad mad mad" and they sacked Trooper Forbes cause he wouldn't stop. after this they went to a function where all the bands had a big do if they were signed to creation records I think it was and Sinky boy had a bit to much to drink and started rolling about shouting he loved his mother and he got sacked and dropped from the record label so its good he was an architect with a 1st class honours in art to fall back on.

I don't know how Barry Buckets first got into the army as he was a boy soldier and I think he had been put out on loan as a mercenary as he was involved all sorts of cloak and dagger shit which you can tell robots would be into esp especially with being one of the big nobs and he new enough about the militias that people went to serve in and he is now in Mexico to get mad for it and to make a real hunk of cash as he is a Jeffey and his time has been dramatic even though if he ended his life it would appear and he told me to do my magic and create an new identity for myself which I think would think it is awesome but I'm not mad with it any more and the government gives me 15 million a day which all goes towards the new religious order as people think that the choomose was created to unite the world and the Bones men want me to tell the world were going on the ultimate road trip as man and women children too can live forever in a constantly expanding universe to explore and inhabitants think this is an excellent thing to do and if we gate crash this party of there we will either be asked to leave or told to stay as they get high and this is why they don't identify us to them as they don't want to say hello with these punitive laws avec le stuff and I tell them we wont act like were the hardest in the room as we are following the book of the law.

There are many Gangs of Scotland but some of the best ones are the Cannelloni of Edinburgh who just walk around Scotland's capital and the City of embra which I heard when I was young that this boy told his grandfather that Edinburgh was the Capital and the Grandfather said that it was Glasgow and T I thought the man was right and it turned out the child was right.

Rattatoiui is the name of the vigilantes in Glasgow.

I will say this is something I say as a chat up line and that is you will be able to get into their mind with this statement "your on it like a car bonnet" as the first ride I had was with a nurse as I had been at a party and I was leaving dans moi ville and she was walking to her car so I said nothing to her but took her hand from behind and walked her too her car to shag her on her car bonnet and she was a nurse who 'was on it like a car bonnet'.