I cant remember if I had heard of Dugie Dyce before the fist time I had met him but he was a character who could handle any one in a pagger and You hear him being quoted as everyone knows of Dugie Dyce and when I first me t him I described him from then on as being something like a Black Isle farmer or a fisherman as he seen us from some birds flat and came over to ask us up for a drink so we went up and we sat as his bird brought us Tinnie after Tinnie and me and my mate ant sat and got drunk as Dougie Dyce regaled us with his patter and I thought that was worth happening and that was shoot the spraff with Dougie Dyce who  was excellent crack and who runs the boys who get people who plan to get me to be lead by the big bro of the guy who comes to me after I pointed out that I could get birds I don't have an interest in as they are either to old or too young as the government have not only passed laws to control my life they have done it with females I want as people in my life are rough and ready.

I was at a get together with this girl and my mate Barry, this girl was a bit chubby but I wind up certain people to see if its 5 time lucky, its an inn joke, But we were talking about Duggie Dyce and she said "Duggie Dyce has had his day, He's nobody any more and at the same time me and Bazza said something Like "aye right, do you think so I" Duggie Dyce is like all hard men and that is good guys with nothing to prove and is a stand up guy who runs all the stand up guys.