I say my Barjolie has various lengths The biggest it ever was was when I acted like a robot and I thought  I hope I get to keep this and this boy I was mates with were with me at Pringers wedding and we all wore kilts and as we walked home I lifted my kilt and my dick hung to my knees and it had gone freestyle and Giuame which is French he said that I was hung like a donkey it couldn't believe it looked that big. Well the reason I tell you about my canoolie was when I was in Dunbar and we were all in the same College course and and I say college as I thought it weird as a joined Napier college and while there it turned into a polytechnic and then it changed again and then I phoned my mother to tell her I was in a university as I thought she would be proud. I was excepted to do my favourite Subject with Stirling University and that was Psychology. I was offered £2,500 a year om top of my Student Grant of £2,500 but I wanted to study in Edinburgh. Well anyway I have to separate the meat from the gristle and that was at the annual Dunbar dance in the town hall I got a puff of dope which I will tell you about later but I forgot this and the real reason I tell you this was because I was walking back to mates mothers guest house and he had bolted with a bird he was called Mabazzer as his name was Barry Ritchie so  he was called Ma bazz are ritchie as in my balls are itchie as such he was called Ma Bazza ritchie.

This girl was at a phone box in Dunbar as I walked with my mate at the time John Cambell and we were walking along where there was this huge fat bird wanting me to phone her boy friend in case his wife answered which she did so I said "your husbands girlfriend wants you to get your husband to talk to her". I only did this cause she was stinking and fat if she had been nice I wouldn't have done this in other wise and I thought it was funny. So I pulled my dick out and jamp from side to side saying "why don't you want this what's wrong with this as I thought it was funny but when I realised what I was doing was wrong and she didn't like it so I ran way and went over to my friend and told him we had to go and we bolted. As we were walking along a police car pulled up as I was wasted I was spiral on the pavement and this elderly dude and a young WPC were in the car and he rolled down his window and said "what you up to boys" and I said "You think your hard because of that uniform" and he put the pedal to the metal and as I say toted her big boy.

We went to this house and my mate told this girl with grass what I had done and I thought 'it wasn't a good thing what I had done' and I felt bad but I shouldn't say this justifies it but I wouldn't have done it if I had fancied her as it wasn't sexual as I thought it was funny and that's why I had done it. At the party there was Grass getting passed around and I'm sitting there and I goes "I feel like I've smoked Grass" then realised the girl with dope had given me a smoke of her grass in the Dunbar community hall at the dance. I never thought I was going to pull my tight to play helicopters.

There was a guy said to me today something about riding me in my room at night so told me "I was in your room last night giving you it hard" as he thrust his hips and I said "I was in your room last night giving you it hard" so he said  something else about riding me so I said the same to him and he didn't seem to like it. The Spanish American call it "getting your shit pushed in as its rife in these places".