I used to travel around on busses saying the sort of things you would say to people if you thought they were robots which made me  minor Inversneckie celebrity and nearly as famous as to what Caron Ghilligan who was in Jumanji and who I met in a pub and I said to her "do you fancy the Doctor David Tennant"  and she said "aye but he doesn't fancy me" So I said "well his loss but my gain". I've told my mates about this as one of them who leads all the people who are my mates as he looks like the tattoo of a devil I have as he and these boys who read my blog some how know I never check my viewers as I find out if they read it when they talk about it as men with guns and women with guns have been infiltrated by people who come from the police who they either started as police officers who joined the cult of the boar which they take seriously as its not a piss take as I got called scum by some of the harder boys because I kept saying "you scum you slag" and the name stuck even though chess hardly said it but other boys as hard as him did and one kept it up on a holiday I went on with him and only the hardest boys could do it as I would lose a fight with them and I had to fight people who called me it which meant I became one the hard bards at my scoom, I mean school. I also had the same treatment I dished out as I got called seebsie and cotton bud and fluff for my hair and my Grandpa told me "your first weapon is your best weapon and that's your hand as you could kill someone its your worst weapon. My mates called me shenners, shendo' shedwardo.  When I went to university I met a guy who called Eddie as I reminded him of a tattoed hard man called Eddie. Then I got called by mates at college by the term 'eddie, mad eady. shedwardo, steady eadie, fast eddie nothing to do with my running which I did instead of working which I thought would get me a by with the college I attended which I was told at first would allow me to claim I was self employed as some weeks i could get £250 payment even though the placements could be paying wages for people of £60 to £120 and that was per week so then I found that the tutor who told me it would be alright but at the same tim he was wrong so I immediately wrote to all the companies I kew  so I got myself from Glasow to Invergorden where all the gear went and I worked in an enterprise company which was an easy life as I just created a report system for the board room to put into facts and figures what was done that year, While I was there the neilly lottery system with with nicknames came into play and I got called Shroom because I liked the mushroom which were abundant in that part of the world and I took them four time a weekl sharing them wqith up to 13 people who bought me a pint for every hit. When I went back to the big smoke my degree said they coulld include this as I was so lazy the took me to agree that I wanted to do just a normal degree not a sandwich degrre, After this i got a name in the highlands which was manimal as in half man half anmal and now im known as mad stevie and Stevie mental but never mad stevie mental. mental