There was a supercontinent on earth made up of all the continents upon which lived giants who were 8 foot and 8 inches tall the smallest of which were 6 foot four and the smallest of the women who were 5 foot 11 and it was not known by which these heights were like this but there was a comet that came towards this planet that this advanced tribe of people with facilities like stargazing equipment and these people walked with dinosaurs and a the same time explorers knew they ware the only landmass and called it Pangea and as they knew so much they knew that they would be wiped from the earth in case the comet hit them they would die and if it hit water they would drown as they would be swept into the sea. They for some reason hid all details of themselves probably because they would be brought back to live and they thought the impending doom was something that they predicted like some cult of doomsayers and its thought they welcomed this as it was a religious prediction that was created with much aplomb, and much vim and vigour. I got all this as some giants are alive but they only come into life with people  when they are in a weird scenario, yours and mine and they are usually hidden away, also people while digging in caves have found skeletons of giants  with massive skulls almost like the aliens with elongated heads in lands like the old Inca and Mayan lands This was found in places like the  flood which had the ark that was recently found on Mount Ararat. where the Ark rested and became petrified to stone and is shaped like a boat not an ark and the foods engulfed the continent of Pangea which brought life to the planet like modern day bacteria which created life everywhere and ice to create fresh water pools to form on land and Pangea had a direct strike which smashed Pangea into bits thought never to reform as the Teutonic plates are still moving so the cycle of life might put it back together and the parting of the red sea was said to have evidence the sea in the of it going apart and up to the mountains as Dr Shtinkenfaust discovered all this and was a giant that survived through the gene pool from beings who survived in arks and mated with homo erectus to create us.

Why are there no TV Ariel's in Afghanistan? Answer because of the Teliban  I heard ten jokes on the radio all of which I used.