For a good part of my life I have been in and out of court because of drugs I kept fighting police and have been jailed for fighting police to get more money and hide my secret society activities with the illuminated ones to get closer to the bones men for world leadership so that I can say I've been locked up for years.  Once I expected a heavy sentence when grobpere was on the bench and this beak who I was expecting loads off and my worst sentence who faced me it was obviously a robot who was my grandfather and he was really friendly like my grandfather and he gave me my lightest sentence ever and this I thought was cool. 

My gran had never been in court ever and she had never been in a position where the police had an interest with her and this police officer said she had been recklessly driving which she denied and I believed my now deceased gran who is like a female version of Jesus and she told me what happened and it seemed toi me that the stink nugget had broken the law like most of the good coppers in Inverness. She had to go to court which was seriously bad for her peace of mind my Gran isn't the type of person that you would see in court and she once told me "do you think people find me cold as I worry about that" to which I replied noone finds you cold, your just posh Gran" and gave her a big hug and said "your just posh gran"