There's a guy called Finn where I am in who I call finbar saunders as they both start the same and Finnbar Saunders and his double entenders as in  the Viz character he also fdrives a tank to go to the shops on suspension of detention.


There was this boy at school who smashed his nose of a sink in school and there was big thick strings off his nose and he got it fixed with bone grafted on and it grew like the ear on the back of a mouse.


Ive read The new Testament more times than The Bible as I didn't know it wasnt the part thet was the proper Bible

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