I got on my gardening job Dvd's and one was Take that and Culture club in the morning and then both were on TV on different channels that night. It's a weird scenario.

I was on a boat and I used to tell new fisherman that this skipper of another boat who was so fat he coldn't move about the wheel house but I used to say that he was a winner years ago of the Isle Of man TT races and something weirder than that was that an injured dolphin got caght in a net and it's sonar was off andI was talked about over the airwaves in Gaelic but I could say in Gaelic was words like peachmore skaleb dbhu, and pokeamahon, and coomeraha. So they talked normal about how  to get a dolphin off the boat and they asked me what would I do and I said "i would get a chainsaw and chop it up" so we went along side it to give them a chainsaw. Once we also found a mark 3 ford escort dumped at see. Another time we were close to a place called Rosemarkie beach to spot basking sharks. I am sre once I saw a great white shark like you get off England. Once I fell off the boat and once I shimmied along rope to get to my boat from the pub and risked dropping in which a guy did and he was a good gy a skipper, and thats the way most people die on boats and not getting dragged into the winch like I was.

Another time We caught a lobster which was as big as a dog and worth a fortne like a qarter million Japanese yen as it was tuna which has been preserved as it was big and they say whale meat is not liked as much but they are storing it just incase it runs out and becomes a delicacy and they might even kill an albino what.