There is a thing said about Russel Crowe and that is that he is a celebrity hard man who is a brawler and he is always up for a square go and I heard he is a a guy who has even fought with fans just for fun and another up and coming hard man is said to be on the up and coming fight scene is Justin Beiber a total tattooed hard bastard and no longer the innocent young songster. I'm hoping the two of them have a celebrity grudge match to see whose hardest and to see who would win.


There was a a time I was in the library for hours looking at football and flowers to enable me to have things to talk about as it is a power to be able to talk about things people want to talk about and having an eclectic way of talking helps you to parle avec tout hommies so there for you can hold your own in a chattery. There was a big crowd in the library and there were a lot of men and they sat coughing all the time and some would clear their throat and some grunt like this strange guy who looked weird like he wore a weird wax mask and thinning hair and some disabilities. It went on for hours till it was starting to make me feel sick so I left and as I walked down the street I didn't feel good and then people tried to speak to me like this girl who said "stop your shit Steven" and I had never seen her before and I told her where to go and to mind her own business and a few weeks later I was with Space cat and we were in the hairdressers each for a haircut and I glanced at the paper and it said she was out the dock for crying rape which it said never happened and I told him that she was an arsehole and He said it wasn't a nice way to talk so I told him what happened and it was forgotten about and we both got good haircuts. And but if anyway you want to know this guy when out the library shouted from the roof of a building "high Stevie boy " and I shouted at him as in where to go. Then I was walking into MacDonald's and something happened to do with this van and me and the driver shouted out my name and address and I shouted at him to come up and find polish guys and guns in my street and then I went home and thought if people know where i live maybe I should open the door to go partying at my buds in Kin My Lies and I should leave my door open so that someone would clean it It happened good for me as we drank Crystal.

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