There was a bad probably still going called the Mac Lads  and they song joke songs and my good friend then was really heavily into them and they would sing songs with lyrics like "dear old Uncle Nobby show us tour trouser snake" and A song without the lyrics called 'blockbuster' by the band 'sweet' Their version went along the lines first the fattest person in the venue  got singled out and everyone would cant "you fat bastard" over and over again and they would sing things like "you'll never believe his size, you'll never believe  his lies, the fat bastard eat all the pies. This bad it was customary for the fans at the front to spit on them and one guy obviously hated it but the lead singer would get the brunt of the cloklcers and he stopped to say "me granny told me to take an extra towel for the scots but she was wrong" the guy was covered in spit and my mate went away and filled a plastic pint glass with piss and I brewed up a massive chlocher and spat it in or a veritably frothy head and then I threw it at him and it got him smack on the chest washing away layers of spit for a chlocher to be dangling with a chlocher like a medallion and like a true professional he didn't break stride as everyone laughed. I'm really famous where I live as people sometimes ask for autographs as sometimes they say things about this weird robot reality the Government tries to surround me with but I couldn't give a fuck as my Gang is now bigger than the governments gang.

I used to be in the papers for running but when I got older it was for criminal activities and people stopped approaching me. 

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