There was a nurse at Carstairs who was the most beautiful nurse in there and was 25 five when I met her and was getting on as she was probably reaching 31 and there was a nurse who was 63 and I said to the beautiful nurse "do you want to go out with me" and she said nothing and this older nurse scolded me for it and said "that's inappropriate" and heavy got on with me so I bided my time until she came in a gain which was 3 months later.  When the beautiful nurse came in the older nurse was there and I said to her "do you want to go out with me" she got all excited as I was younger than he by a good amount maybe 12 years as I have been with girls of 12 years older than more but that tended to be when I was younger but I do like older women as its something different but this old nurse was like a granny and she got all excited as she thought me and her would be great and she said yes she would go out with me as I burst out laughing and sad "as though you say I couldn't go with chocolate éclair dayglo and yet I would go out with you" as I laughed and said "I would never go out with you" and she was gutted.


My first memories were of my mother being held back from stop this guy called jimmy sitting us on the mantle piece and saying he would catch us as he told us that's me and my bruar to jump saying he would catch us but he was cruel and we didn't trust him and not long after he was out of our life's. I thought he had abused me sexually but its not sexual abuse what he did as its abuse but more of a physical nature and I would hate to be sexually abused by him so I guess I was lucky.


My veille homme big Pring and me used to go to a club called Dillinger's ever Saturday to club and pull birds and we would take it in turns to be a designated driver and once Big Pring was behind me and this random guy was in front of me and I said to him to watch out as big Pring was going mental as big Pring pretended to be going mad and growling and I told this guy to run and he did which we found seriously funny.


There was this young girl who wanted to be called Micky Mouse on a bus after I came on and said "before I was created I asked what I wanted to be called and I said stacker Humanoid

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