I lived in a digs in Holy Town and this guy there told me he would give me a tenner to take him and his cousin and friend to archaos in Glasgie and I went to her house and didn't think much of her and it was obvious she liked me  and she went up to put her face on and next second she was a total babe so I decided to go into archaos but my hair was in serious need of a good snedding and I was badly dressed but the bouncer wouldn't let me in even though I drove a Toyota Cerrolla GL. The bouncer said "look at the state of you. So I went back to Holy Town till they phoned me up so I got them and didn't charge and I got off with the girl and I went and brushed my teeth then the guy said "that's my cousin" to stop it and she told him I had brushed my teeth and from then on they called 'Stevie Ma Cleans.


Big Adam Lundy has a swastika that was done in the jail and the guy who done it gave him a german Swastika which he was angry at but also thought it was funny.

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