the eclectic steven paul hendry

 This is the end my friend Dutch pounds.

 People eat more healthy these days and more people are overweight it doesn't add up.

 Lu read Portsmouth blind eye.

 Gazza is a hybrid.

 Me and my brother were fighting with knifes and pokers one of which he bent over my head which I thought was good as it would make him the type of guy who never messed with him. There was a guy called Jamie who was in Carstairs as he was so dangerous and kept attacking people who were in a Satanic cult that believed in sacrifice in a weird scenario and he asked me if I believed in Magic and he wanted me to say something supernatural so I told he "I didn't as I wanted to think what I believed was magical and that I saw magic as normal and the nurses couldn't' t get him out of there fast enough.

 There's a bar that is on Portree harbour that has a hatch that every now and again falls down and the bars busy and it can easily chop peoples fingers off and there another bar that is there for all to see has a hatch on the serving side of the bar that people can fall into and I have never seen that.

 There was a guy called chess who had a girlfriend called bongo who was seriously tidy a and Chess and her had a thing they were both a bit older than me and he got all the hotties. I used to go about saying "bingo, bango, bongo and then in Carstairs these boys were playing Fifa on the X-box and they had written on the screen "bingo, bango, bongo". I didn't say anything as they are so stupid they think I would believe they invented it or everyone knew it which could be true as I invented words like The 6 degrees of Steven Maclean Game so people could have picked up on it but I don't think they knew what it means like I invented "Eeesk an ask an oosk a neesk" and I cant count the number of people who say they invented that.

 I am involved with an eclectic language site that takes up Esperanto and like the Germans wants to be the language of business as it is often talked about with people in Criminal hedonist classes and the poor wanting to get on. There was this guy called Chess who I kept saying "you scum, you slag' out of the Sweeney and he turned it round calling me "scum which didn't bother me as there was a song by The Dead Kennedys called 'Scum' and it just said that word and that was it got me up in lights and everyone knew me and Liked the film scum but the names I hated most were ceebsie and Cotton bud and fluff as it was to do with my hair which I never liked and my mates called me shenners as my name was S Hendry and they also called me shendwardo and shendry and it made me hard to fight as I was always fighting because people would say things about my hair.

 There was a guy on TV in adverts when I was in Carstairs who was said to be called Steven and I think it was Steven Maclean and he was seen as the thing he was best at and that was an advert actor and he might have used a nom de guerre.

 There are people in the ward who are robots who trying to control me as a robot to get me to give them my powers who are not happy with the ones I have given them and the ones the have got. and the try to get mew to do things like give the tongs so I can be said to be inappropriate because they got mew to do it so I think because I am aware that they want me to do this I should be a person who does not do what they want mew to do that is inappropriate so like joy toll et le famillie they can help me not to be bothered by this.

 When I was in Sales I met 3 people who claimed to be Psychic and there was a strange aura about them that was pleasant and it was 1st with a woman I changed over who and we talked, it was interesting and we left and my poor brother and started fighting with pick axe handles and he cut my ear and I went to see her with blood on my ear running down and I told her something was going on as she was a psychic robot she sent me to this hosteller who she said was a good Psychic who would help me as people were acting weird but I didn't know I was in a Weird Scenario and that the government was passing laws to try to mess my life up and she told me what I needed to know and this guy I told I hated Beasts and I was using my powers to mess their head up and he said "you are Jesus you cant mess with their minds" and appeared panicked and I then said "people are messing with with my mind at parties and he said "this is a Halloocination" he said in a weird way to annoy...

 There is a copper who arrested me many times but always got me out so I think that's a good guy who should sit on the Illuminate Council as well as being a Survivalists in his spare time. He is also the leader of the cult of the boar which is my Chinois sign. And some people call this guy Robot Cop like a car pound worker drummed out of the police but the new one doesn't like it but I don't know why as it means he might be a hero. This copper was the type of copper who would not bother with you behind the church if smoking puff and he would ask if you were a person who was holding if you weren't he would take your word for it and leave you alone. The last time I was in the cells I had a half ounce of tobacco and they left me alone with it and I was in because of the fact I buzzed gas and created a scene to make everyone think the war with Robots and Aliens was over and the filth turned up and this we guy jamp out a police car so I thought I would put on a show and Deck...

 You don't I believe get Door Canvassers as it is illegal and now people get Franchises where they sell gas electric and telecoms through family and friends and on the internet and it is good money especially amongst ethnic minority communities.

 Goofs.

 Some people think there was massive ancient nukes hundreds of times more powerful than new ones.  There is a tribe called the Cannelloni in Edinburgh who run the show and watch opprobrious people and who followed me s in a dream I had I was trying to escape them as they thought I was dodgy in the dream but in Edinburgh they didn't. In Glasgow it is the Rattatouie.

 In Amsterdam there is a nightclub that's all in the dark where people get in the buff and do the do with each other. There was a guy who was a good guy we called Pat Prick Wanker although he was liked and a guy was bulling him in our street so me, my brother and and Mad Dog 20 20 took turns to burst him for which he got us back in clubs and burst us one by one . The are looking for different ways to make people live forever and there is a cottage industry in this. I think people are doing this as a cottage industry and are called Immortalists.

 Sean Bean, Terry Christianson, Lee Evans and Chris Eubank I have met and they all seemed nervous in real life. Terry Christianson was a nervy person in real life in the old days on the word. They have good guys in Carstairs called the Hells Angels like where I am now.

 I had this Mate Campbell who was really good looking yet he didn't seem to have much luck with females as he had no confidence and he would bu and that was so drunk he was comatose and carried around the pubs in the streets of Edinburgh like the Grass market and once he was chatting up this absolute hottie who he didn't notice had Thalidomide and when the penny dropped he couldn't get away fast enough. I met a girl who had small arms and voices told me to talk to her but I didn't want to so I did and i told her at the end that they can create new arms that look like normal arms which have a tan effect and she loved it and Campbells wants to me her now.

 My Grandfather was quite narky at times like when she went to a jumble sale in the local school and she didn't see anything she wanted and bought a 50 pence Tupperware set that she bought to make it worthwhile and my Grandfather went on at her like she was an idiot so I would think she was only having fun and wanted her to leave her alone. I never have liked to mess with people's head but would if I had to say if they messed with mine. I write emails to people I call le etudients de la language through emails I charge £25 for. I used to go around functions for Dignitaries and go in to eat and drink le bu  boire pour free.

 I was in Glasgow in the homeless shelters run by the Sally Ann as in the Salvation Army and I was getting changed by my experiences and there was this guy I was friends with who was a real God of a man and I took tobacco off him trying to be clever and he noticed and that was my Friendship over and that's all there is to it There was another guy and daughter and wife who I met selling a box that was free but would make your bill 20$ cheaper and I didn't do well I felt as I sold 3 in two hours which was actually not bad as I made £60 in 3 hours and these people took 2 so I made £30 per hour and that is considered not good as you would expect £60 in an hour. There was a thing about it where a sale could make you £90 but you had to get them to agree to putting holes in your house and have a box fitted and it would get you a years free line rental then you had to pay it after a year so the only real benefit I could see was that you had a 20% discount on your phone plus one bill in...