the eclectic steven paul hendry

 There was a guy called Johnny Allen who was totally off his head who said he would help me out after this girl scored and  took what was rightfully mine and he as in Johnny Allen was a person who was able to say "I will just get changed and grab Betsy" which was what he called his baseball bat and this was the first time I had met him and we went to village and he was getting hyper then the Minister came out and he started to square up with him and bizarrely the minister was up to it. I thought I am getting away from this to get mad for it and then a bus came going and I jamp on it and left the big man there and he was a left and not going to the hottest party in the highlands but I knew he would kick off as he was hopped up on soda stream. This National Front guy phoned me for Doofers so I invited him up to the party to see how we  wanted him there cash on return to see if he could be a person that came back and was handy to know as he was good for business and a good g...

 There was a census taken and it is said that the average household has £500 pounds savings. I believed that I was going to get £500 pounds from a God I was beginning to believe in. I bought a lottery ticket and Stevo Grant asked if I was expecting money and I said "maybe". I got a job and I was getting £500 to £800 every week and that was 25 years ago when they worked the average savings were £500. When I worked in that job I looked the part and I was all  muscles from weight training I wore a suit and I was the top man totally into the psychology of sales. There was a guy I signed over who asking me how long it took to change gas to lecky and I said "6 weeks" 5 weeks later he came to me rather pissed off and he asked why it wasn't 6 weeks like he asked so I told him I would go and phone the company for him and they said it would be 6 weeks after the sign up which was one week away and he was happy again and little things like that I was on top of. There was a ...

 One third of all food in a fridge is thrown out as waste in the typical household. I have nothing to say to day not even anything that I could say about Steven Maclean.

 There is a part of the body that regulates temperature at the base of the neck and the top of the back. The music in Elevators is known as Muzak. My Grand used to go on forestry commission land as he said you could get for the fire old rotten trees that were dead and you couldn't touch the fresh growing stuff as that would be theft and they would always make it a police job if you cut down the good stuff which he as in my grandfather said was not good for burning as it was fresh and damp as he also said the rotten stuff was good for kindling and burning. There was a girl who would wear what the teacher called Ra Ra skirts as she was a primary school teacher who said to this girl known as Good All that she was dressed inappropriately. I had a mate that used to walk around Snake Town wearing a rucksack filled with bricks and he never got taxi's and I knew this wee guy who I met in the Crown near The Heart carrying a bag of stones so I tried to lift it and it wouldn't budge s...

 Some genius has worked out a way to make potatoes explode. I was in Canada visiting an aunt who was my Grandfathers sister and she took me to the bingo where I won $7500. This was in Ajax where the football team was set up by her husband and called the Ajax warriors. That's soccer by the way as the national sport is iced hockey. There was a white woman on TV with the Maury Pauvich program and she was saying that all white people are racist and she burst into tears. I was in the bus station toilets in the centre of snake town and this guy tried to cottage me when I was pissing and I was only 15 but I was harder than him as he now has a broken face.

 There was a night club in Dingwall where Ross county comes from although I don't think is a club Steven Maclean may have come from but he would have gone to The Club called 'The Club' and it was full of guys straight out of work in oily overalls and boots and covered in oil and smelling of grease getting mad for it on dooffers. Alcohol is the only drug you can die coming off of as my old CPNayvals told me as my girlfriend was an alcoholic. I am 152 years old and pretend to be 52. I met a girl who was a trainee solicitor and she said that every 6 minutes she would document what she had done for the last 5 and charged by the minute like the cyber café in Aberdeen which charges for ever 6 minutes. Coral reefs are 1 3rd smaller now than before which is a problem but they can create new reefs with military equipment. Once in Greece I found loads of worms, like hundreds of them swarming over something which I couldn't see and then at the same time there was a migration of an...

 There was a boy in our school older than me and he and some mates got the car off a math's teacher and bounced it so it was aimed at a car where it was side on and another car where the back of the car was and I think it was a mini shaped like an I and it was stuck till the other teacher of the two moved so it could get out and the teacher got the guy in who was a hard man and they were in a portacabin and he said to the pupil "if you want we can pull the shutters down move the furniture out the way and have a carry on". The pupil declined and then had to do lines. That teacher was a good footballer and we were watching him play against Ross county and he tried to kick the ball and everyone saw his Bergie and burst out laughing. I heard people believed a cult leader who said that shining stars existed as they were reflecting our street lamps which are meaning that huge lighting is lighting up more and more off the world as it is never dark and affects shrubbery plants, t...